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There is no pleasure in life equal to that of the conquest of a vicious habit
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AN EXCUSE FOR THE OTAKU:
"That's the last time I run from (insert name of yandere here)"
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"Hey, ____, what happened to your arm???"
Okay, SO! I was sitting at my computer playing ____ and suddenly a rabid LEEK with a chainsaw came out of the screen! It yelled "Nut up or shut up!" and then attacked me!
That's the last time I watch Zombieland while playing that game!
Then give a completely serious face, while laughing inside at the look on their face.
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"What happened to your arms?"
"I work as a tiger tamer"
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See, the thing with shadow boxing is, you have to remember that if you arent above fighting dirty neither is your shadow.... (then try and look a bit unhinged)
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Person: What happened to your arm...?
You: My dog doesn't like to be bathed.
Person: What happened to your arm...?
You: Okay, this is REALLY embarrassing, but I had like a huge bug bite on my arm, and it was really itchy and driving me crazy, so I kinda took a hairbrush and itched it with the bristle things.... Yeah it wasn't such a good idea....
(I used this on my friend and she bought it!)
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Hey dude, i have little kittens at home.. They love to play.. With my hands 
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person : what happened to your arms?!
You : What happened to your manners? ... * walk away *
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"What happened to your arm?"
"Ever try to hug a koala? They're not as cuddly as they look."
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"What happened to your arm!"
"Oh, I got into an argument with a hat and coat rack the other morning."
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I was having rampant sex with Edward Scissorhands. What can I say? The boy's kinky! (Always works for me!) xxx
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