left tit or right tit? sorry, i've never heard that expression before, lol it had me perplexed.
hmm.. i suppose so. last time i was inebriated i woke up in a bath tub surrounded in kibbles and bits cat food, and the water had sand in it. I have no idea.. but I suppose that was very tittish, I don't know. lol.
Have you everrrrr found money and you felt so lucky and carefree.. only to find out later that it was yours..
Yes, I frequently smother pillows. I could never cuddle with anyone else, but pillows, yesh.
hehe, oh well in that case yes, I've made a tit of myself far too many times. I stepped out of a moving vehicle once. I don't remember doing it, but.. :P
Oh and one time my friend took me to this playground and he started swinging on the monkey bars. Naturally I wanted to do this too so I climbed up, stuck my hand out for the first bar and fell face first in the sand pit. It had been raining out so that was awesome...
No can't swim..
and yes.. bum the stairs all the time :P
Have you ever went horseback riding (brave soul, if you have. ughhh)
Yes I have. I was with a group of friends and had the worse headache I have ever had im my life. Then my horse started trotting of in a different direction to evryone else and I didnt like it one bit.
Have you ever dived of a diving board?
Happiness can be found, even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light.