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Old 11-06-2019, 03:49 PM   #1
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Misreading Words (might be a bit rude)

So I just misread the post your best bits about the old RYL as post your bits. I do this sort of thing a lot. One of my most memorable misreadings was reading a TV programme called Hitler's Generals as Hitler's Genitals.

Share if you have any funny misreadings!





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Old 11-06-2019, 06:39 PM   #2
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Hah! XD This is the sort of thing that I do too but can't think of any examples at the moment... Great thread idea btw. =P

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Old 11-06-2019, 06:42 PM   #3
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I have done this quite a lot
Can't remember most but I once read 'enjoy responsibly' on a pack of cheese.
I can't remember what it actually said but it wasn't that! XD



I'm fine! Totally fine. I don't know why it's coming out all loud and squeaky, 'cause really, I'm fine!


Who else is fine?!?!?


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Old 11-06-2019, 06:43 PM   #4
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It is hard to look back and remember, except for the really weird stuff.

Cheese should definitely be enjoyed responsibly.





I put it down on paper and then the ghost does not ache so much.


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Old 11-06-2019, 09:07 PM   #5
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I often do this, on purpose for my own amusement

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Old 18-06-2019, 10:52 AM   #6
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My morning misreading - I somehow thought the washing machine said 'wood' rather than 'wool'. If I was a bit more tired I might have considered dismantling my kitchen table and seeing if it would fit in the washing machine.





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Old 27-08-2019, 03:07 PM   #7
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Misread this just now from the Distractions thread:

Quote:
Originally Posted by tamobhuuta View Post
I'm pleased that my bottom is on the ground floor, far cooler than at home.

The word should have been bedroom.

Sorry Tamo!

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Old 27-08-2019, 03:15 PM   #8
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I put it down on paper and then the ghost does not ache so much.


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Old 27-08-2019, 04:32 PM   #9
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I have a reminder in my phone to get a jigsaw but I keep reading it as chainsaw.





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Old 27-08-2019, 04:58 PM   #10
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Get a chainsaw instead!! Much more fun. >=)

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Old 27-08-2019, 06:25 PM   #11
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I suppose I could make a jigsaw with a chainsaw.

It wouldn't be too terrible a misreading if it was a jigsaw tool I was needing.

*runs around like Leatherface*





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Old 12-10-2019, 05:56 AM   #12
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Hey! Not misreading but mishearing... My boss was telling me a story about something and i was a little distracted by something on my computer screen so was only half listening until I heard him say "he is a constant penis" and I stared at him, thinking WHAT did he just say??!!! And I must have looked confused because he asked me what and I laughed nervously and asked him to repeat what he'd said... "he's a concert pianist"


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Old 12-10-2019, 11:06 AM   #13
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Haha! Yeah I'm very good at mishearing also!





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Old 12-10-2019, 01:35 PM   #14
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Reminds me of the time that someone in the local town decided to rename their house to "It's Bol-larks". Presumably there had been complaints as the sign only lasted a few months. Personally I found it amusing.


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Old 12-10-2019, 04:17 PM   #15
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Love it XD



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Word play is fun!





I put it down on paper and then the ghost does not ache so much.


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Old 17-10-2019, 01:41 PM   #17
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Just had this memory come up on Fb: I saw an article title that said 'Eugenie shares sweet photo with George and Charlotte' and I thought it said sweet potato.





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^ I also just read that as sweet potato!

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Old 17-10-2019, 06:25 PM   #19
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^ so did I!

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Old 18-10-2019, 10:24 AM   #20
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So did the people that commented on my post on Fb!





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