Dr's Blunders

[Breeze]

EDIT... Damn it I was meant to put this in general. Can it be moved pleased?
stoopid me!

Doctors' Comments On Patient Charts:

• "Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year."
• "On the 2nd day the knee was better and on the 3rd day it disappeared completely."
• "The patient has been depressed ever since she began seeing me in 1993."

• "Discharge status: Alive but without permission."
• "Healthy appearing decrepit 69 year-old male, mentally alert but forgetful."
• "The patient refused an autopsy."
• "The patient has no past history of suicides."
• "Patient has left his white blood cells at another hospital."
• "Patient's past medical history has been remarkably insignificant with only a 40 pound weight gain in the past three days."
• "Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch."
• "She has had no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night."
• "She is numb from her toes down."
• "While in the ER, she was examined, X-rated and sent home."
• "The skin was moist and dry."
• "Occasional, constant, infrequent headaches."
• "Patient was alert and unresponsive."
• "She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life, until she got a divorce."
• "I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical therapy."
• "The patient was to have a bowel resection. However, he took a job as a stockbroker instead."
• "Patient has two teenage children but no other abnormalities."
• "Skin: Somewhat pale but present."
• "Patient was seen in consultation by Dr. Blank, who felt we should sit on the abdomen, and I agree."
• "By the time he was admitted, his rapid heart stopped, and he was feeling better."
• "The patient was in his usual state of good health until his airplane ran out of gas and crashed."
• "When she fainted, her eyes rolled around the room."
• "Patient was released to outpatient department without dressing."
• "The patient will need disposition, and therefore we will get Dr. Blank to dispose of him."
• "The patient expired on the floor uneventfully."

[tamobhuuta]

hee hee. made me laugh :D

[sherlock holmes]

Haha I posted that a while back, makes me laugh.

[ThinkingofRecovery]

Thanks :)

[I.Heart.And]

That really made me lol

[Breeze]

"When she fainted, her eyes rolled around the room."

That is my fave.... LMFAO.

[I.Heart.And]

That was one of my favourites too.

[TheSunshineKid]

Lol!"Occasional, constant, infrequent headaches."

[shadowedseraph]

lol thats class

[Ninja Orange]

Hah! That's great.

"Patient has two teenage children but no other abnormalities."

[Merc]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sunshine.

Lol!"Occasional, constant, infrequent headaches."