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View Poll Results: how do you eat yours?
Smash the top with a spoon. 34 44.74%
Cut it open with a knife. 12 15.79%
Peel the whole thing. 13 17.11%
Ew eggs. 12 15.79%
WTF are soldiers? 5 6.58%
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Old 16-01-2012, 09:10 PM   #21
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Bashing the top with a spoon is clearly the method of win.

Also, toast soldiers are AWESOME.

Also, my mum used to have a little thingy that was specially for cutting the top off your boiled egg...
It was like.. a ring shape with 2 bits to put your fingers in like scissors, and then when you closed the finger bits there little teeth came out of the centre of the ring and cut the shell open in a neat and tidy way... kinda cool, but nowhere near as awesome as smashing the egg with a spoon


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Old 16-01-2012, 09:28 PM   #22
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Soft boiled eggs and toast soldiers is a pretty awesome breakfast. I whack the top with a teaspoon a few times and then peel some shell off.





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Old 16-01-2012, 09:39 PM   #23
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Forgive me if I am out of place, but do you perchance have minor 'egg obsession' issues?


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Old 16-01-2012, 10:07 PM   #24
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I actually slice off the top with a teaspoon. Then, when you have just the shell left, I hit it repeatedly with the spoon because I can. (When me and my bro were little we pretended that they were burglars and hit them repeatedly until they died.) We are just cool like that!


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Old 16-01-2012, 10:47 PM   #25
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I slice the top off with a knife because I'm paranoid of getting the shell in the awesome gooeyness.

When we were little my Dad used to turn them upside down when we were done, draw a face on them, and we would annihilate them with our spoons.



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Old 16-01-2012, 11:02 PM   #26
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Eeeew, soft boiled eggs! :/



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Old 16-01-2012, 11:17 PM   #27
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I have one of those things Katy posted, but I never use it. Mainly because I can never be bothered to make a boiled egg. Although when I can, I don't dip toast in, I dip sausages. Food of the gods!

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Old 16-01-2012, 11:37 PM   #28
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If I smash it, I get egg shell in my yolk and that ruins it :(

So I wear an oven glove so I don't burn my hand and cut across the top with a knife :D The RIGHT way.





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Old 16-01-2012, 11:38 PM   #29
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Chop the top off with a knife. My Mom always had a go at me as a kid when I whacked it with the spoon saying it was quicker, easier and less mess to just cut it open.





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Old 17-01-2012, 12:11 AM   #30
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Depends. If i'm having it with toast, smash it.
If i'm having with with anythign else, peel it.





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Old 17-01-2012, 02:17 AM   #31
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I cut the top off with a knife because it's an excuse to play with knives and I like stabbing people things



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Old 17-01-2012, 02:37 AM   #32
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Old 17-01-2012, 04:09 AM   #33
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I peel it and smash/spread it on the toast slice. Damn you Charghlie, now I want it.






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Old 17-01-2012, 05:51 AM   #34
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i want eggs and bacon.

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Old 17-01-2012, 08:25 AM   #35
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I had never thought of smashing it with a spoon...
I always cut the top off nicely. Then when I'm done i stab it till its in tiny little pieces then wonder how I intend to clean it up.



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Old 17-01-2012, 11:35 PM   #36
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I had never thought of smashing it with a spoon...
I always cut the top off nicely. Then when I'm done i stab it till its in tiny little pieces then wonder how I intend to clean it up.

Too many knife happy people on this site!












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Old 17-01-2012, 11:38 PM   #37
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Old 18-01-2012, 03:41 AM   #38
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Too many knife happy people on this site!












oh wait......


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Old 18-01-2012, 03:44 AM   #39
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Old 18-01-2012, 12:48 PM   #40
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