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Old 13-06-2013, 09:41 PM   #1
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Wet Carpet Tits.

So I've got this huge wet pat on my carpet from a friend leaning sopping wet clothes on my floor and I've tried towels but it ain't seem to be shipfting.

Any tops, greatly apprecitated (:



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Old 13-06-2013, 09:42 PM   #2
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Fan heater/hair drier?

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Old 13-06-2013, 09:43 PM   #3
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you do realise the title says 'wet carpet tits'......



I'm fine! Totally fine. I don't know why it's coming out all loud and squeaky, 'cause really, I'm fine!


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Old 13-06-2013, 09:43 PM   #4
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I have no advice but wet carpet tits?

I was expecting boobies...





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Old 13-06-2013, 09:48 PM   #5
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If they're tiles, hanging out outside might work. As long as it doesn't rain!

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Old 13-06-2013, 10:19 PM   #6
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Take the carpet's bra off, stick it in the drier...?

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Old 13-06-2013, 10:21 PM   #7
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Not quite sure what I was expecting or why I still clicked on this thread, but oh well, it made me giggle. Auto-correct fail I assume (and hope?).

Anyway! Dabbing with a dry towel to soak up some of the moisture might help :)

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Old 13-06-2013, 11:27 PM   #8
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Thanks guys, I've already sooked a miillion towel trying to fry i out but it doesn't see to be soing much.

Spoke to my mum and she got a special carpet cleaner and she's bringing it over tomorrow (: so fingersrossed that will work.



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Old 13-06-2013, 11:33 PM   #9
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Damn I wanted the wet carpet tits






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Old 13-06-2013, 11:43 PM   #10
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I am so confused by this entire thread.

Firstly, no tits.

Secondly, if something is wet it will dry out with time. That tends to happen with wet stuff. If it's that wet, get a hairdryer or heater near it.

Thirdly, I love how many people swarm to a thread with 'tits' in the title.

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Old 13-06-2013, 11:46 PM   #11
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Ah - wet carpet tits with upholstery lips = good times

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Old 14-06-2013, 12:27 AM   #12
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Milk it's tits to stop them from over producing carpet milk. Because that is obviously what is happening here.




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Old 14-06-2013, 12:29 AM   #13
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Use a Vax cleaner :)

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Old 14-06-2013, 01:46 AM   #14
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Any tops, greatly apprecitated (:
Are these tops to hide the tits :P

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Old 14-06-2013, 02:41 AM   #15
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Are these tops to hide the tits :P
I laughed at this probably more than appropriate.

I was really hoping to get an explanation of "wet carpet tits" out of this thread. I'm not going to lie, I'm a bit disappointed.

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Old 14-06-2013, 12:38 PM   #16
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Bummer!!! I thought this was going to be something naughty....

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Old 14-06-2013, 01:00 PM   #17
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Pahahaha autocorrect fails?




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Old 14-06-2013, 01:09 PM   #18
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I'm just trying to figure out what the title was supposed to be? ahahah!




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Old 14-06-2013, 04:09 PM   #19
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I saw the title and thought, "Wet... carpet... tits?! CLICK!" xD Like the pervert that I ammmm.

Just pat it dry with a towel, will be alll good.





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Old 15-06-2013, 12:25 AM   #20
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Lol at all your comments I wrote this whilst drunken.

Me and Ma sorted it she brought over her vax floor cleaner things and literelly over a litre and a half of water came out, some people *rolls eyes*



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