Originally Posted by Jefferson.Meriwether
"Diarrhoea, diarrhoea; some people think it's funny but it's really hot and runny, diarrhoea."
"When it comes out your bum like a bullet from a gun; diarrhoea, diarrhoea". My cousin made a FB status about that song and loads of people replied with their own lines!
I poo once a day on average. Occasionally I miss a day, but not often. Coffee is a big instigator of pooing!