Hello, this is God speaking.

Nic is God · 04-01-2010, 01:18 AM

I would like you all to do as I say.
Now, I know you all hear stories of people saying God has spoken to them and I have told them to kill people, but I am not going to do that. Those people did not hear God, but my little brother playing with the microphone. What a dick.

Anyways, as God, I am telling you all to paint your house an extremely bright colour so I can see it from all the way up here in my seat in the sky. I like colourful things and it disappoints me that most houses are the same boring colour.

DO AS I SAY BECAUSE I AM GOD.

Thank you. Peace out.

Left Phalange · 04-01-2010, 01:20 AM

Oh mighty God, thank you for taking time out of your life to speak to us.
*Paints house banana yellow*

Hope you can see it from up there!

Bleeding Angel · 04-01-2010, 01:20 AM

you can see blue for the sea and green for the land, white for the poles and brown for mountains and desserts, what other colours do you need, you have it all :P

squirrelspit · 04-01-2010, 01:21 AM

can you see that i am nudey?

Kame · 04-01-2010, 01:25 AM

Is God drunk?

Field Of Paper Flowers · 04-01-2010, 01:53 AM

If you're God... Then how did Michael Jackson die? ;D

Satan · 04-01-2010, 01:54 AM

This does not amuse me.

Children, do not listen to this imposter! They are simply trying to get you all to paint your houses a bright colour- in order to strike you down! Get ready for the lightning...

Bleeding Angel · 04-01-2010, 02:03 AM

wow and someone went to the effort of making a satan account :P

Satan · 04-01-2010, 02:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bleeding Angel

wow and someone went to the effort of making a satan account :P

I have seen your soul.

Tolstoy · 04-01-2010, 02:09 AM

this is fun...

Kame · 04-01-2010, 02:20 AM

WTF.
Oh my gosh. That was scary, Satan was here :P

Satan · 04-01-2010, 02:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kuma

WTF.
Oh my gosh. That was scary, Satan was here :P

I have always been here. Waiting, watching...

fallen wings44 · 04-01-2010, 02:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Satan

This does not amuse me.

Children, do not listen to this imposter! They are simply trying to get you all to paint your houses a bright colour- in order to strike you down! Get ready for the lightning...

DUDE YOU RULE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Samie · 04-01-2010, 02:54 AM

if i live in a barn, is that good enough? theyre red, you know.

Intaytia · 04-01-2010, 04:51 PM

This is brilliant! =]
I'm going to paint my house in a rainbow of colours.

Zedebee · 04-01-2010, 05:21 PM

Oh wow it's Satan, Satan's here. HI SATAN! I'm a big fan =D

Nic is God · 04-01-2010, 09:05 PM

Ah. Satan. You have indeed found me. How did you know I would be speaking to the humans through the internet?
However, I would like to warn you I will destroy you. I'm also a ninja if you didn't know.
I am pleased with you humans for your willingness to paint your houses :)
It'll guarantee a better place for you in Heaven ;D Front row for when my son does his stand up act. He's quite the comedian.

Wonderful. · 04-01-2010, 09:12 PM

Nic is a Geeeeeeek. ;]

nowhereman · 05-01-2010, 12:54 AM

But I thought I was God. Funnily enough, my name is also Nic, perhaps all Nics are God?

Bleeding Angel · 06-01-2010, 12:30 AM

dont you know god and satan are the same person :P