Mary had a little skirt with splits right up the sides and every time that Mary walked the boys could see her Thighs Mary had another skirt 'twas split right up the front ...but she didn't wear that one very often
Mary had a little lamb Her father shot it dead. Now it goes to school with her, between two chunks of bread.
Georgie Porgy pudding and pie. kissed the girls and made them cry. When the boys came out to play, He kissed them too...cause he was funny that way
Jack and Jill Went up the hill to have some hanky panky. Silly Jill forgot her pill And now there's little Franky.
Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard to fetch her poor dog a bone. When she bent over Rover took over, And gave her a bone of his own.
Little miss moffit sat on her toffit eating sausage and chips along came a spider and sat down beside her and she bashed the poor blighter to bits
Jack be nimble, Jack be quick Jack jumped over the candle stick Dear oh dear he should have jumped higher Oh good gracious, great balls of fire
Mary had a little lamb It's fleece was white and whispy. Then it caught Foot and Mouth Disease And now its black and crispy
Mary 'ad a little pig She couldn't stop it gruntin' She took it down the garden path And kicked its f**king c**t in!!!!!
Hey Diddle, Diddle, The cat did a piddle, All over the bedside clock. The little dog laughed to see such fun Then died of electric shock.
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Humpty Dumpty sat on the bed
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Little Bo Peep was giving him head
As he came, she started to weep
She could tell by the taste he'd been shagging her sheep
Roll, roll, roll your joint
twist it at the end,
take a puff,
that’s enough and pass it to a friend
Mary had a little pig, She kept it fat and plastered; And when the price of pork went up, She shot the little bastard.
Mary had a little lamb, The doctors were astounded, And everywhere she went, Gynacologists surrounded.
Mary had a little watch she swallowed it one day and so she took some Epsom salts to pass the time away But though she tried, and tried, and tried she couldn't make time pass So if you want to know the time just look up Mary's ass
Mary had a little lamb its fleece was black as charcoal Every time she stroked it, sparks flew out its ********
Song a song of siphilis, A fanny full of crabs, 4 and 20 ulcers, Covered in scabs, When the scabs were opened, The **** began to sing, Isn't this a dirty place to put your penis in?
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" I believe [dreams] are sacred, Take my darkest [fears] and play them, like a lullaby, like a reason [why]"
I laughed at all of them...but then again most of my friends are guys so I have a bit of a perverted sense of humor :)
“Because everything that goes around comes around. Maybe it's luck or maybe it's fate, but either way, it comes back around."
Rest in Love Sar-sis. I'll see you the next time around hopefully <3 12/11/92-05/18/16
AJs mommy ❤️ 11/26/17
Married to my best friend and Soulmate 3/5/18 ❤️💍
