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I laughed so hard a bit of pee came out.
"super bulge"
"batmans assistant rose up and saved the day!"
"I'm not gay...he is!"
"oh man, i wish i'd got that brazilian"
"look mum, i'm on tv. I told you i'd make it big"
Guy in camo trousers: "err, yeah, i forgot my hot pants..."
And climb high to the highest rung, to shake fists at the sky.
I am going to have such a hard time choosing a winner. They are all really good.
Don't be fooled by my smooth skin. The deepest scars are the ones unseen.
Remember compliments you received, forget the insults. If you succeed in doing this, tell me how..~ Baz Lurhman.
Letting it get to you - You know what that's called? Being alive. Best thing there is. Being alive right now that's all that counts. ~ Doctor Who "The Doctors Wife" 06.November.2011
'this isn't sweat, it's drool'
'mmmm men mmmmm'
'i know my pouch looks oddly stuffed - i needed somewhere to keep my stuff, these things don't have pockets, you know!'
'do you like my marigolds?' (marigolds as in washing up gloves)
'superfarmers unite: well what else do you think we use these gloves for? MOOOOO!'
'Run! We're being chased by a headless drag queen!'
'It's a mass balancing act, shame they cut out the umbrella balancing props'
'"Do NOT drop the sign" "But I'm gonna fall over" - It's a delicate act balancing themselves and the sign.'
'Wrinkley elbows at the ready!'
Mand, South Wales, Full-time working, single mother to 2 scarily independent girls.
I AM A PROUD PLUMERIA SISTER
the winner was displayed at the start of competition 2
Don't be fooled by my smooth skin. The deepest scars are the ones unseen.
Remember compliments you received, forget the insults. If you succeed in doing this, tell me how..~ Baz Lurhman.
Letting it get to you - You know what that's called? Being alive. Best thing there is. Being alive right now that's all that counts. ~ Doctor Who "The Doctors Wife" 06.November.2011
