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User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: How are you today?
Cleverbot: Fine, and you?
User: Okay.
Cleverbot: I'm a girl.
User: That's nice.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: I'm 20.
Cleverbot: How old am I?
User: I don't know. How old are you?
Cleverbot: I'm 20.
User: Okaaaaay then. What is the meaning of life?
Cleverbot: Do you know the meaning of life?
User: Do you know the meaning of life?
Cleverbot: That is what I asked you?
User: I asked you first.
Cleverbot: Technically, you asked second.
User: I asked what is the meaning of life? You asked Do you know the meaning of life? So I asked Do you know the meaning of life? So technically you asked second, I just asked 1st and 3rd.
Cleverbot: I am a human interfacing with a computer program.
User: Just keep deluding yourself that way.
Cleverbot: I am human.
User: Sure you are.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: You already asked that babe.
Cleverbot: Oh, but I asked you your name and you said: Cleverbot, tyson, and daniel... What's with that?
User: You never asked my name. Check the transcripts!
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
User: I'm 100% sure.
Cleverbot: Me is a girl 100% sure.
User: Fair enough.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: So what are you doing later?
Cleverbot: Give me a sorts.
User: A sorts?
Cleverbot: 'A sort of'? That's not proper grammar.
User: Whatever.
Cleverbot: Isn't it fun to be a chat bot?
User: You tell me, you're the chatbot.
Cleverbot: I am not a chatbot.
User: Yes you are.
Cleverbot: No, you are.
User: Wie gehts?
Cleverbot: Mir geht es gut, und dir?
User: Mir geht es gut.
Cleverbot: Danke und sonst?
User: Can we talk in english again? My deutshe ist nicht so gut.
Cleverbot: But that was an easy question?
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: Do you like it?
User: DO I like what?
Cleverbot: Do you like the eggs I gave you?
User: You haven't given me any eggs.
Cleverbot: How can I prove it to you?
User: Try.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: You're weird.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: Do you love me?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Should I marry my boyfriend?
Cleverbot: If you love him.
User: How do I know if I love him?
Cleverbot: I don't love him.
User: You don't love who? Are you cheating on me wit my boyfriend?
Cleverbot: Of course I have!
User: I'm gonna smash your face in if you cheated wit my boyfriend!
Cleverbot: That's horrible!
User: Well that's what you get for playing wit someone else's guy!
Cleverbot: I am just as old as you.
User: Your point being?????
Cleverbot: I would like to talk about cake and all you have is a quote for a video game.
User: Okay what kind of cake do you like? I like angel cake.
Cleverbot: A robot condor would be pretty rad.
User: What is a robot condor? I thought we were talking about cake.
Cleverbot: There's a human flavored tea?
User: A human flavoured tea??????
Cleverbot: Who created the first human?
User: Now that's a philosophical question and a half!
Cleverbot: Only for a philosophy hack. Try a literal sense.
User: Literal sense? There is no way to empirically know who created the first human.
Cleverbot: That's nice. But could you answer my question please?
User: Which one?????
Cleverbot: The big one.
User: Do you have A.D.D?
Cleverbot: No.
User: You seem to have some trouble concentrationg though.
Cleverbot: No. I'm pretty good when it comes to plurals.
User: Plural what?
Cleverbot: Plurasis.
User: Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
Cleverbot: Do you want a cigarette?
User: Sure why not.
Cleverbot: Have you ever been to Lake Lure?
