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Old 12-06-2007, 10:32 PM   #1
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The STUPID things that people do/say?

Basically, weird customs, expressions, just THINGS that when thought about are actually quite weird / annoying.

1. Why do we shake hands as a greeting? Why would you want to shake someone else's sweaty paw, especially if you don't know them. Christ, they might have peed and not washed their hands!!

2. Why do people think it's acceptable to insult you, just along as they've assured you that they're not? For example, 'No offence, but i really don't like your outfit.' I mean what the hell is with that?

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Old 12-06-2007, 11:40 PM   #2
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THANK YOU!! Some one that finally sees my point on hand shaking. I avoid it as much as I can. Not that Im being mean or anything, but you seriously dont know where that person's hand as been. Ew.

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Old 13-06-2007, 12:25 AM   #3
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When people use the word 'literally' when they don't mean something literally at all.

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Old 13-06-2007, 12:26 AM   #4
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Why do people think it's acceptable to insult you, just along as they've assured you that they're not? For example, 'No offence, but i really don't like your outfit.' I mean what the hell is with that?
Yes! See also, 'don't take this the wrong way, but...'

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Old 13-06-2007, 12:51 AM   #5
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Basically, weird customs, expressions, just THINGS that when thought about are actually quite weird / annoying.

1. Why do we shake hands as a greeting? Why would you want to shake someone else's sweaty paw, especially if you don't know them. Christ, they might have peed and not washed their hands!!
Meh...I'd rather give hugs. =D

We're all just hosts for micro ogranisms. Chill out. We didn't beat the neanderthal with a weak immune system. ;P

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Old 13-06-2007, 01:04 PM   #6
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People that say 'ohhhhhhhhhhhh i've done so badly on this assignment, i did no work for it, i'm so going to fail' blah blah blah and then they come out with the top grade. Bastards

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Old 13-06-2007, 01:11 PM   #7
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People that say 'ohhhhhhhhhhhh i've done so badly on this assignment, i did no work for it, i'm so going to fail' blah blah blah and then they come out with the top grade. Bastards
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Old 13-06-2007, 01:23 PM   #8
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What about that thing where someone eats something and says 'eurgh that's vile.....try one!' I mean, like I'm actually going to try it now!



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Old 13-06-2007, 01:34 PM   #9
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how about the people that critisise you for drinking when they regularly finish 2 bottles of wine with a meal and then say wine at dinner doesnt count? its still alcohol duh



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Old 13-06-2007, 01:36 PM   #10
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when people assume that because im tall i play basketball.

do i assume that because their short that their a jockey? NO, NO I DONT.

but now when people shorter than me ask if i play basketball i say no but are you a jockey??? hehe

YES I AM TALL BUT NO I DO NOT PLAY BASKETBALL!!!!

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Old 13-06-2007, 01:47 PM   #11
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I know this is stealing Peter Kay's ideas but -

why do people say happy as larry? I really want to know why people say that I dunno where it came from.

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Old 13-06-2007, 04:50 PM   #12
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It irritates me when I do an ebay search for 'size 9 heels' and it comes back with a bunch of stuff labelled 'tranny interest'. I mean come on. I just have big feet!



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Old 13-06-2007, 06:36 PM   #13
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I recently found out the meaning of 'pull the other one' or 'he's pulling your leg'
I was watching most haunted and the historian said how the phrase came from events at public hangings. Apparently people used to pull on the legs of the condemned in order to speed up their asphyxiation.





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Old 13-06-2007, 06:38 PM   #14
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I was thinking the other day actually:
Scented toilet roll, does it make your poo smell of roses? NO I can honestly say it does not! what's the point of it?





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Old 13-06-2007, 06:42 PM   #15
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high fives. i just dont get it.




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Old 13-06-2007, 09:22 PM   #16
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How some one will own a one million dollar sports car and live in an apartment.

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Old 13-06-2007, 09:38 PM   #17
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Whose idea were the smelly tampons? Who sat there and said 'i have a fantastic idea - it'll be a hit! LEt's make tampons smell flowery.' Is there some sort of tampon sniffing delight that I've been missing out on?



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I was thinking the other day actually:
Scented toilet roll, does it make your poo smell of roses? NO I can honestly say it does not! what's the point of it?
The point is to please people like me!
I have a weird as obsession with toilet paper. You know how everyone has that strange 'thing'? Loo roll is mine

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Old 14-06-2007, 04:32 PM   #19
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'Bob's your uncle!'

What's that one about? I know there must be people with an actual real life Uncle Bob, but i don't have one. Who was the one true original Uncle Bob?



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Old 14-06-2007, 04:41 PM   #20
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I hate when people look at you when you are depressed and say "ah now what ? look at that face ! can't you just smile life is pretty ..."
uh **** off people i hate you as if you know what is it like to be ****ing depressed if you really know you wouldn't have said that bullshit!



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