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Turning japanese", The Vapors
This song is REALLY about love, not masterbation. It was on VH1 a while back. The lead singer had alot of troubled relationships, in which he would become obsessed with the girl, and she wouldnt like him. "its got my turning up and turning in and turing round, I think im trunning japanese" are words used to describe his feelings of confusion, because hes become so obsessed he doesnt even know who he is anymore, he could be japanese for all he knows.