i thought that submarines were actually yellow until the other week when my boyfriend pointed out that they have to be dark colours to 'hide' from the enemy.
trust me there's more where that came from... i'm that ditzy
when i was little and asked how babies were made my dad told me that the mom, the dad and God get together and decide to have a baby and then when they agree the mom gets pregnant.
So for a while after that i thought that my mom, dad and God got together in my living room and all talked about what i should be like, and then God tapped my moms head and she was pregnant with me
My mum told me that you went to Somerfields and bought a packet of baby seeds that were on the very top shelf near the cake mix, and then you went home and mixed them with milk, then a baby grew
[center]" I know what it's like to want to die. How it hurts to smile. How you try to fit in but you can't. How you hurt yourself on the outside to try to kill the thing on the inside."
I've no idea if i've posted here or not.
In my old house we had a door leading onto a flat roof, I used to love going out on it with my Grandad when he'd have a cigar. He used to tell me that the sun was a giant magnet and if I went too near the edge i'd be sucked upwards. I believed that until I was about 12. It's shocking. Suffice to say, I never went near the edge =]
but wheni was younger i was CINVINCED when someone tipped their head for eardrops, they MUST fall out the other side...and could never figure out why they didnt LOL!
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Dad told me that speed limits signs are actually the slowest you're allowed to go. You have to multiply them by three to know how slow you're supposed to go. Or something like that.
And also, there were some cartoons about a famous comic book down here. Dad rented some tapes of it. I watched it, and then, I did the math. "Look, they're the people from the comic, but on tv! All thanks to the VCR thingie! So if I put my comics inside it like a tape, I can watch the stories on tv ^_^"
Needless to say, I didn't get to watch anything.
Whenever my mum used to go to the ATM - I would think we were playing the lottery - and I used to think we won every time!!
I thought that till I was about 11!!!
We’ve got obsessions
I want to erase every nasty thought that bugs me every day of every week
We’ve got obsessions
You never tell me what it is that makes you strong and what it is that makes you weak.
I thought that if you looked at a microwave while it was on, you'd get cancer... And, until this year( I'm a senior) I believed that if you kill a bug, its family and friends will hunt you down and bite you.
If only you knew all the love that I've found, it's hard to keep my soul on the ground.
It all comes to you, you're gonna get what you deserve. Try to test that, you're bound to get served. Love's what I got, don't start a riot!
Without you pulling it the tide comes in, without you twirling it the earth can spin, without you pushing them the clouds float by.... If they can do without you duckie, so can I!
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I thought that if you looked at a microwave while it was on, you'd get cancer...
A while ago...my friend told my little sister that if you eat burnt food...you get cancer....and I was like "WOAH!!! REALLY?!!?!? :|" (i was 16 at the time)
and my nana told me you could only go for a blood test once...because they took all your blood and filled you up with lemonade
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