My mum randomly came into the room and didn't say hi or anything just told me a story;
"Oh Emma last night I had the tv on channel 5 and I fell asleep (mmhmm course you did mum) I woke and and this sex thing was on there, you know a mans penis and all that. He had an earring in it ewwwww it must hurt Emma, right on the end of his penis, I bet he takes it out for sex"
Why oh why has no one else got parents like mine? It's funny when you hear it from other people but my mum :|
It’s not always that easy to distinguish the good guys from the bad guys,
Sinners can surprise you and the same is true for saints.
Why do we try to define people with simply good or simply evil?
Because no one wants to admit that compassion and cruelty can live side by side in one heart and that anyone is capable of anything.
See in my household, its usually my sister and I telling my mum things she doesn't need to know about her daughters.
Like I said infrnt of my mum last night to my sister, I give you full loan of my Vibrator while i'm away (obviously I was joking cause thats kinda gross) and my mum then said "thought you bought it to take it with you for all those lonely nights in tents" and I replied back with "oh those nights won't be lonely" haha. and just general things like that. I always discuss my sex life with my mum.
Life can be beautiful if you let it.
Step back, breathe and take it in
hahahaaa my mums like that :P
however my auntie and uncle are better, my uncle has two earings in his unmentionables, and my auntie has one (that i know of)
my uncles also got his erm balls tattooed..
If only you'd ever speak to me
the way you once did
look at me the way you once did
pull to me the way you once did
but you don't
you don't feel anymore
you don't care anymore
it's all gone
it's all gone
My dad wanders through to my room and tells me jokes I'd rather not hear frmo him. Mind you I had to laugh when he told me about how Michael Hutchins died (apparently by trying the whole asphyxiation while cumming thing) and he said "He made a bit of a **** up really." xD