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Old 28-03-2008, 11:22 AM   #1
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Adult - My mother is really strange...

My mum randomly came into the room and didn't say hi or anything just told me a story;

"Oh Emma last night I had the tv on channel 5 and I fell asleep (mmhmm course you did mum) I woke and and this sex thing was on there, you know a mans penis and all that. He had an earring in it ewwwww it must hurt Emma, right on the end of his penis, I bet he takes it out for sex"

Why oh why has no one else got parents like mine? It's funny when you hear it from other people but my mum :|



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Old 28-03-2008, 11:49 AM   #2
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haha - i wish my mum was like your mum!



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Old 28-03-2008, 11:57 AM   #3
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its even weirder when you come home from work to alot of giggling and it my mum and little sister practically wetting themselves talking about penis shapes.



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Old 28-03-2008, 12:01 PM   #4
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haha that sounds *interesting*



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Old 28-03-2008, 01:07 PM   #5
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hahaha =]
I caught my grandma watching xxxtv she said she fell asleep and leant on the remote
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Old 28-03-2008, 01:12 PM   #6
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haha my mum doesn't even try and make excuses. She's dead open about it >.<

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Old 28-03-2008, 01:23 PM   #7
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My mum gave me candy nipple tassles for christmas... and penis pasta. So I can mildly compete for strangeness, although not so much the priceless naivity!




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Old 28-03-2008, 01:32 PM   #8
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Lmfao! That's the kind of stuff my Mom would come out with when I was younger or maybe now if she was in a giggly mood.

I love when my Mom does that though, makes me laugh! =D





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Old 28-03-2008, 03:09 PM   #9
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Glad i'm not the only one with a strange mother...

I brought my mum a duvet cover from argos while at my boyfriends and I said we'd put it on his bed to see what it was like and she said "No, you won't I don't want spunk on my bed" :\

I think it's funny when she says it but she's openly like that in front of others and that's embarassing



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Old 28-03-2008, 03:17 PM   #10
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my mum just came into my room, started talking about periods then told me stuff i didnt need to hear

wrong. :|






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Old 28-03-2008, 03:26 PM   #11
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My partners mother asked me where I got my 'clitoral stimulator' from.
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Old 28-03-2008, 04:09 PM   #12
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Haha, ****ing brilliant.



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Old 28-03-2008, 05:29 PM   #13
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See in my household, its usually my sister and I telling my mum things she doesn't need to know about her daughters.

Like I said infrnt of my mum last night to my sister, I give you full loan of my Vibrator while i'm away (obviously I was joking cause thats kinda gross) and my mum then said "thought you bought it to take it with you for all those lonely nights in tents" and I replied back with "oh those nights won't be lonely" haha. and just general things like that. I always discuss my sex life with my mum.



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Old 28-03-2008, 05:41 PM   #14
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hahahaaa my mums like that :P
however my auntie and uncle are better, my uncle has two earings in his unmentionables, and my auntie has one (that i know of)
my uncles also got his erm balls tattooed..



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Old 28-03-2008, 05:47 PM   #15
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My dad wanders through to my room and tells me jokes I'd rather not hear frmo him. Mind you I had to laugh when he told me about how Michael Hutchins died (apparently by trying the whole asphyxiation while cumming thing) and he said "He made a bit of a **** up really." xD

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Old 28-03-2008, 06:02 PM   #16
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haha i wish my mam was like any of you guys
my mum doesnt even talk to me lol
and its pretty strange considering we live in the same house lol

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Old 28-03-2008, 07:18 PM   #17
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My Mum is nothing like all of yours lol. That's so funny, you should've said "Y'know what Mum, I bet he don't take it off for sex" hehe My mates mum is funny she always talks about lesbian sex :-//



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Old 28-03-2008, 08:49 PM   #18
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My mum would never talk about anything sex related.



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Old 29-03-2008, 11:55 PM   #19
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My mum and partner talk about sex or sexual things everytime they see each other... how ever... He and my dad are worse >.<




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Old 30-03-2008, 03:31 AM   #20
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My mummy always complains during sex-scenes in films that they're not wearing condoms and promoting safe sex! Hehe.

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