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Old 09-06-2007, 08:12 PM   #1
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The Difference Between Men & Women...

DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS

40-ish - 49
Adventurous - Slept with everyone
Athletic - No tits
Average looking - Ugly
Beautiful - Pathological liar
Contagious Smile - Does a lot of pills
Emotionally secure - On medication
Feminist - Fat
Free spirit - Junkie
Friendship first - Former very *friendly* person
Fun - Annoying
New Age - Body hair in the wrong places
Open-minded - Desperate
Outgoing - Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate - Sloppy drunk
Professional - Bitch
Voluptuous - Very Fat
Large frame - Hugely Fat
Wants Soul mate - Stalker

WOMEN'S ENGLISH:

1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = you're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = you better not
8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
10. You're very attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about?

MEN'S ENGLISH

1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
11. Those shoes don't go with that outfit = I'm gay

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Old 09-06-2007, 08:17 PM   #2
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lol
all so true!



If we fall,
we don't need self recrimination or blame or anger -
we need a reawakening of our intention
and a willingness to re-commit,
to be whole hearted once again.


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Old 09-06-2007, 08:25 PM   #3
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Haha! Brilliant. :D




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Old 09-06-2007, 08:28 PM   #4
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*giggles*
Love it.

4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage! - It knows me too well...*cough*




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Old 09-06-2007, 08:42 PM   #5
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The following are true about me:

3. Maybe = No
6. We need to talk = you're in trouble (most of the time!)
9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!

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Old 09-06-2007, 08:52 PM   #6
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lol,those are so true!



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Old 09-06-2007, 09:16 PM   #7
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Haha maybe not true in all cases, but funny nonetheless

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Old 09-06-2007, 09:36 PM   #8
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These are generally true of me.

3. Maybe = No
6. We need to talk = you're in trouble
8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!



You know me, you just don't know it yet.


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Old 09-06-2007, 09:43 PM   #9
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meh most men think like that :| i figured that out some time ago



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