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Old 20-12-2008, 05:26 PM   #1
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Adult - Don't lie to your mother joke!

This made me giggle!

Don't lie to your mother
John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful John's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between John and his roommate and this only made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between John and the roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, John volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Julie and I are just roommates."

About a week later, Julie came to John and said, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" John replied, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll write her about it just to be sure."

John sat down and wrote: "Dear Mom, I'm not saying you 'did' take the gravy ladle from my house, and I'm not saying you 'did not' take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner. Love, John."

Several days later, John received a letter from his mother which read: "Dear Son, I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Julie, and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with Julie. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now. Love, Mom."

Hope is the thing with feathers
That perches in the soul.
And sings the tune
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and never stops at all.
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Old 20-12-2008, 07:12 PM   #2

haha, that was good :)

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Old 20-12-2008, 07:24 PM   #3
you are loved and beautiful :)
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haha read that before but tis good =]

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Old 20-12-2008, 08:11 PM   #4
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Old 21-12-2008, 11:47 AM   #5
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HAHAHA love it!!! Us mother's are so sneaky :)

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Old 21-12-2008, 12:09 PM   #6
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hehe heard it before but it still made me lol

Change has a considerable psychological impact on the human mind.
To the fearful it is threatening because it means that things may get worse.
To the confident it is inspiring because the challenge exists to make things better.
To the hopeful it is encouraging because things may get better.

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Old 21-12-2008, 12:36 PM   #7
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Love it!! Thats hilarious!! x

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Old 21-12-2008, 04:31 PM   #8
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I love that! =D

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Old 21-12-2008, 04:34 PM   #9
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.....heh heh. [although it did take me a few too many moments till I actually got it]

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Old 21-12-2008, 09:29 PM   #10
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^ lol oh dear

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