Talking of toilets...why do the people in hotels turn over the bottom of the toilet roll into a little triangle? How is that going to have any effect on the functional property of toilet roll AND it's not like it actually needs to look pretty.....it's TOILET ROLL FFS!!!
when people assume that because im tall i play basketball.
do i assume that because their short that their a jockey? NO, NO I DONT.
but now when people shorter than me ask if i play basketball i say no but are you a jockey??? hehe
YES I AM TALL BUT NO I DO NOT PLAY BASKETBALL!!!!
*rant over* lol
GOD I FEEL YOUR PAIN!!!! In netball in school everyone automatically assumed i would play goal keeper or goal shooter because of my height, bloody irritating!!! I was way better in centre and it's was a hell of a lot more interesting!
-I was at a party tonight sitting at the table smoking and someone asked me. do you smoke? im like no d*ckhead im sitting here holding the cigarette and waiting till it burns out just so it looks like i do. idiot.
-when you get somewhere soaked because its raining and then someone goes. oh is it raining? nah i just took a dip in the pool fully clothed. duh.
-i have this jar of food in my cupboard and it says 'do not turn upside down' but its written on the bottom of the jar??? uhm BIT TOO LATE!!!
-someone asking me if i had a pet kangaroo or koala. lol. no. i live in the city. and its not really an animal you'd have as a pet!
okay. im done....
for now.
lol
We enjoy warmth because we have been cold. We appreciate light because we have been in the darkness. By the same token, we can experience joy because we have known sadness.
THANK YOU!! Some one that finally sees my point on hand shaking. I avoid it as much as I can. Not that Im being mean or anything, but you seriously dont know where that person's hand as been. Ew.
I know where your hands have been :P
"Cheer up it might never happen" - How do you know it hasn't already and that's why you're fricking sad?
How do the do not walk on the grass signs get there?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and go "I'll drink what comes out of those dangly things" Same with chickens. The world is bizarre.
It’s not always that easy to distinguish the good guys from the bad guys,
Sinners can surprise you and the same is true for saints.
Why do we try to define people with simply good or simply evil?
Because no one wants to admit that compassion and cruelty can live side by side in one heart and that anyone is capable of anything.
What about that thing where someone eats something and says 'eurgh that's vile.....try one!' I mean, like I'm actually going to try it now!
agreed.
If only you'd ever speak to me
the way you once did
look at me the way you once did
pull to me the way you once did
but you don't
you don't feel anymore
you don't care anymore
it's all gone
it's all gone
i have a personal grievence with the phrase ''i'm not being funny, but...''
it really gets on my nerves, as what the person says afterwards is usually ignorant, or them just having zero tact.
*grrrrrrrrrr*
people in supermarkets who barge infront of you at the checkout and look back at you with a really smug look on their face. yeah well done mate you get to pay for your food before me,you must be very proud :/
haha can you tell this happened to me today?xx
There are times to stay put, and what you want will come to you.
But there are times to go out into the world and find such a thing for yourself.
I aint no abacus but you can count on me.
When I was on a dermatology ward there was a lady whose favourite phrase seemed to be "there's nothing worse than..." So there was nothing worse than being itchy but there was also nothing worse than being constipated but there was also nothing worse than not being able to sleep, etc.
I put it down on paper and then the ghost does not ache so much.
Don't try to calm the storm, calm yourself, the storm will pass.
