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Old 20-08-2017, 03:37 PM   #1
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Attention Mods Super Important And Urgent Question Re The Rules And Infractions/bans Please Reply

Is it against the rules to steal another member's kidney?
And if so, how many points would that get you/would it be worthy of a ban?
I mean, clearly, you can continue an almost normal life with just one, so maybe one should only get banned if the second kidney shuts down???
Or alternatively, the member stealing the aforementioned organ from the aforementioned (and totally hypothetical) person can be forced to give one of their kidneys to the victim if they need a transplant?

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Old 20-08-2017, 03:51 PM   #2
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Perhaps points are reduced if you sell the kidney to the mods?

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Old 20-08-2017, 04:15 PM   #3
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Do you need some bitcoins and mint sauce to go with that? Or fava beans & a nice chianti, if you dabble in the liver trade too.



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Old 20-08-2017, 04:41 PM   #4
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Perhaps points are reduced if you sell the kidney to the mods?
That is a brilliant idea!
Though, would you not be un-moded if you get involved in that sort of organized criminal activity???????????


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Do you need some bitcoins and mint sauce to go with that? Or fava beans & a nice chianti, if you dabble in the liver trade too.
Thanks for the culinary advice!
Though I hear that a chianti would actually NOT go well with a liver, just they put it into the script as most people would be unfamiliar with whichever wine would go well with human liver.



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Old 20-08-2017, 06:00 PM   #5
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Is this why I am missing a kidney???

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Old 20-08-2017, 06:26 PM   #6
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Is it your left kidney?




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Old 20-08-2017, 08:17 PM   #7
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Old 20-08-2017, 08:53 PM   #8
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But....my heart...oh wait already gone :P



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Old 20-08-2017, 08:55 PM   #9
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It's an inside medical joke apparently, three things you can't eat with the med's MAOI's- beans, liver, red wine. Med's that Dr Lecture could have taken but is telling the world he's not- MAOI's.

I think you'd be handing my brain back to me upon seeing the state it's in



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Old 20-08-2017, 09:33 PM   #10
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Old 20-08-2017, 09:48 PM   #11
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Is this why I am missing a kidney???
*makes innocent face*


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Is it your left kidney?
Since when can I tell left from right????

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If you had read the small print upon joining, you would already know that all your organs belong to us.

Therefore, the mods are quite happy if you harvest each other's organs, so long as all single organs, and half of all double organs (kidney, lung, eye, etc.) are couriered to the head of operations at the mailing address given on the main site. We recommend using specially designed climate control boxes for this purpose as the mods are not partial to rotted flesh.

Failure to transfer organs harvested from members to the moderators at the earliest opportunity, or harvesting organs at an inopportune time, is grounds for the confiscation of your brain (mmm, brainnnn).
BUT DO YOU GET POINTS???????????

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But....my heart...oh wait already gone :P
I know the feeling. Someone once bought my soul for a fiver only to walk out of the deal empty-handed.

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It's an inside medical joke apparently, three things you can't eat with the med's MAOI's- beans, liver, red wine. Med's that Dr Lecture could have taken but is telling the world he's not- MAOI's.

I think you'd be handing my brain back to me upon seeing the state it's in

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*deletes Lana's account*

Cool. So in future this thread can be linked as a reply to people asking how to get their account deleted. Although it might not be very believable if I can still reply from a deleted account.



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Old 20-08-2017, 09:54 PM   #12
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I know the feeling. Someone once bought my soul for a fiver only to walk out of the deal empty-handed.
Still remember the soul selling on ebay. We should start that up again as an RYL fundraiser.



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Old 20-08-2017, 10:09 PM   #13
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Old 20-08-2017, 10:10 PM   #14
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Also for sale: my will to live.
I think we have plenty of spare ones lying around all over RYL as people overall don't seem to have any use for that.



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Old 20-08-2017, 10:11 PM   #15
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I'm scared. Should I be scared?

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Old 20-08-2017, 10:14 PM   #17
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I'm scared. Should I be scared? *runs and hides*
Yup join my terror :P



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*makes innocent face*
You could have at least taken the good one, you'd get more money that way!!!

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Old 21-08-2017, 09:23 PM   #19
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No but I think this thread may count as discussing illegal activity ....



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Old 21-08-2017, 09:26 PM   #20
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feck

I did not think this through, did I?

Can I bribe you with a bag full of fresh liver?



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