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Old 25-08-2012, 11:50 PM   #21
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I think I must not be super tired very often because I very rarely do anything like that!x




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Old 26-08-2012, 12:45 AM   #22
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I was really tired the other night and I was emptying the dishwasher and I tried to put a clean baking tray away in the washing machine!




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Old 28-08-2012, 03:59 AM   #23
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So many lols! Not as a good as some of these but I remember standing outside my uni halls after having a fag putting the door code in again...and again...and again...getting more and more frustrated because it wasn't letting me in. Turns out I was using the code for the door at the hospital I was working at. Fail.



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Old 28-08-2012, 11:53 AM   #24
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Old 28-08-2012, 12:04 PM   #25
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I forgot to put my car in drive once, and couldn't figure out why I was still backing up when I hit the gas...



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Old 28-08-2012, 12:33 PM   #26
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I forgot to put my car in drive once, and couldn't figure out why I was still backing up when I hit the gas...
I've done similar to this! I had a driving lesson and I put it into first gear, put my foot on the accelerator and wondered why it wasn't revving before realising that I hadn't started the ignition!






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Old 28-08-2012, 04:12 PM   #27
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Old 28-08-2012, 04:52 PM   #28
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Old 28-08-2012, 05:05 PM   #29
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I've accidentally tried to smoke the wrong end of a fag once -_-



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Old 28-08-2012, 05:44 PM   #30
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I was taking the dogs on their late evening walk before bed (about 10.30pm). Came home, opened the door, let dogs in, took all their leads off etc. Took my shoes off. Went to bed.

Next morning, boyfriend leaving for work found my keys (with my car key attached) still in the front door! :shock:

Not many people would have managed to break in with three dogs in the house to let us know about it, but they could easily have taken the keys and gone off with my car that was parked outside (which luckily is a heap of junk).

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Old 28-08-2012, 08:49 PM   #31
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I was taking the dogs on their late evening walk before bed (about 10.30pm). Came home, opened the door, let dogs in, took all their leads off etc. Took my shoes off. Went to bed.

Next morning, boyfriend leaving for work found my keys (with my car key attached) still in the front door! :shock:

Not many people would have managed to break in with three dogs in the house to let us know about it, but they could easily have taken the keys and gone off with my car that was parked outside (which luckily is a heap of junk).

Thank god people on our street are nice!
One night dory went out and locked the door. I had my keys on the inside, but dory went out and left her keys in the damned door on the outside. I had to climb out the window to rescue them before some nutter came in and stole my crutch collection.

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Old 29-08-2012, 04:49 PM   #32
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I've accidentally tried to smoke the wrong end of a fag once -_-
Done that so many times, especially at my ex's, i'd be stood there wondering why it was burning the filter for about five mins before she'd burst out laughing and tell me.



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Old 29-08-2012, 06:51 PM   #33
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I've accidentally tried to smoke the wrong end of a fag once -_-
I've done that, more than once. Thankfully I've always noticed my mistake before lighting up.

I've always had a lot of trouble trying to think things over when I'm really tired because my train of thought always goes in a hilariously weird direction, as if I'm thinking and dreaming at the same time. For example, a couple of days after seeing The Dark Knight Rises for the first time, I was in bed trying to come up with a solution to a bit of an emotional crisis, and I ended up musing on how practical it would be for me to become Batman. This felt like a totally logical train of thought at the time.

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Old 30-08-2012, 01:50 AM   #34
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Although this morning i was trying to open the front door, took me five mins to realise i was using the wrong key hence why i could not open it.
I do that far too often >_< Try and lock my work's door with my flat key and open my flat door with my work's key.

I also once put the money I was cashing up in the drinks fridge and my drink in the safe. Was about £2000 in cash Also took me 10 minutes to work out exactly what I'd done with the cash.

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Old 03-09-2012, 11:21 PM   #35
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Old 03-09-2012, 11:28 PM   #36
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- put the teaspoon in the bin instead of the tea bag

- forgot to put my hair up for school once and ended up trying to use my hair brush as a hair bobble

- put milk where the tea and coffee goes

- opened up my lunch box getting it ready for school, shut it again, forgot to put the food in and put it in my backpack

- done one eye of make up and not the other gone to school looking so stupid -_-



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Old 04-09-2012, 12:02 AM   #38
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Old 04-09-2012, 12:20 AM   #39
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Old 04-09-2012, 12:50 AM   #40
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When you walk around looking for the phone whilst talking on it :/
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-when you try pouring your cereal and then milk onto a plate.
-when you are looking for your glasses and you're already wearing them (in front of your eyes)
-when you walk into a cupboard (and your not harry potter ofc)
Oh my word, yes!! all of thesse!!



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