The Vending Machine

[helpmydeath]

out comes a billion dollars
i put in my favorite book

[JDenning]

out comes your favorite character

I put in a copy of "Firestarter" By stephen king

[helpmydeath]

out comes Stephen King, offering to write a book just for you
i put in my laptop

[JDenning]

Out comes an OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDDDDDDDD IBM thinkpad, that runs on windows 96

I put in my computer thats actually like that

[helpmydeath]

out comes an awesome computer
i put in my hole-puncher

[iriedanym]

Out comes a staple gun

I put in earmuffs

[helpmydeath]

out comes a fluffy couch
i put in my broken box

[iriedanym]

Out comes a treasure chest full of gold

I put in my bucket of dice

[helpmydeath]

out comes a club sandwhich
i put in my CD player

[iriedanym]

Out comes two turntables and a microphone

I put in my sandals

[helpmydeath]

out comes a house
i put in my empty glass

[JDenning]

It comes out full of excriment

I put in my shirt

[helpmydeath]

out comes a castle
i put in my CD collection

[JDenning]

out comes a dvd collection

I put in my australian shepherd

[iriedanym]

Out comes a mongoose

I put in a gremlin

[helpmydeath]

out comes my dog ('cause he looks like a gremlin!)
i put in a feather i found

[iriedanym]

Out comes a raven

I put in my cat, Java

[helpmydeath]

out comes coffee
i put in this awesome song by Maroon 5

[iriedanym]

(Oooh, I like Maroon 5)

Out comes the band to play a live concert
I put in a crumpled receipt

[helpmydeath]

out comes an awesome new whatever-you-bought-that-gave-you-the-recieipt
i put in my yellow glass of water