Top Farming Tips for Joyful Farming, by top farmer, Farmer Joy.

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Top Farming Tips for Joyful Farming, by top farmer, Farmer Joy.
Here's how to get yer crops good

1. rice, vegetables and steak
2. homemade faeces

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Maggots make for a good snack for the fish in your pond

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The fart of a fat cat makes for a good scrumper deterrents

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To go scrumping is to go steal local farmer's crops for yourself to eat

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No tip sharing allowed ;)

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When you fart in the bath, it's homemade bubbles.

[Amaryllis]

I was(sort of still am) excited about having a garden at our new house.

But the flocks of 12 and 8 deer in my side yard make me very unsure.

[Crysainta]

Harley is reading this bizarre thread. You should come to chat, Harley.