Adult - My mother is really strange...

[Emmer]

My mum randomly came into the room and didn't say hi or anything just told me a story;

"Oh Emma last night I had the tv on channel 5 and I fell asleep (mmhmm course you did mum) I woke and and this sex thing was on there, you know a mans penis and all that. He had an earring in it ewwwww it must hurt Emma, right on the end of his penis, I bet he takes it out for sex"

Why oh why has no one else got parents like mine? It's funny when you hear it from other people but my mum :|

[-Tough-Cookie-]

haha - i wish my mum was like your mum!

[happiness_escapes_me]

its even weirder when you come home from work to alot of giggling and it my mum and little sister practically wetting themselves talking about penis shapes.

[Buttons.]

haha that sounds *interesting*

[Popple]

hahaha =]
I caught my grandma watching xxxtv she said she fell asleep and leant on the remote
yeahh >.<

[RenewedHope]

haha my mum doesn't even try and make excuses. She's dead open about it >.<

[rockaroni]

My mum gave me candy nipple tassles for christmas... and penis pasta. So I can mildly compete for strangeness, although not so much the priceless naivity!

[Field Of Paper Flowers]

Lmfao! That's the kind of stuff my Mom would come out with when I was younger or maybe now if she was in a giggly mood.

I love when my Mom does that though, makes me laugh! =D

[Emmer]

Glad i'm not the only one with a strange mother...

I brought my mum a duvet cover from argos while at my boyfriends and I said we'd put it on his bed to see what it was like and she said "No, you won't I don't want spunk on my bed" :\

I think it's funny when she says it but she's openly like that in front of others and that's embarassing

[xXMessedUpXx]

my mum just came into my room, started talking about periods then told me stuff i didnt need to hear

wrong. :|

[BeautyFiend]

My partners mother asked me where I got my 'clitoral stimulator' from.
I win.

[Accidentally Abstract]

Haha, ****ing brilliant.

[HopeRises]

See in my household, its usually my sister and I telling my mum things she doesn't need to know about her daughters.

Like I said infrnt of my mum last night to my sister, I give you full loan of my Vibrator while i'm away (obviously I was joking cause thats kinda gross) and my mum then said "thought you bought it to take it with you for all those lonely nights in tents" and I replied back with "oh those nights won't be lonely" haha. and just general things like that. I always discuss my sex life with my mum.

[oedipus]

hahahaaa my mums like that :P
however my auntie and uncle are better, my uncle has two earings in his unmentionables, and my auntie has one (that i know of)
my uncles also got his erm balls tattooed..

[xbeckyx]

My dad wanders through to my room and tells me jokes I'd rather not hear frmo him. Mind you I had to laugh when he told me about how Michael Hutchins died (apparently by trying the whole asphyxiation while cumming thing) and he said "He made a bit of a **** up really." xD

[yoursmiledoesntfoolme]

haha i wish my mam was like any of you guys
my mum doesnt even talk to me lol
and its pretty strange considering we live in the same house lol

[Queer Fringe]

My Mum is nothing like all of yours lol. That's so funny, you should've said "Y'know what Mum, I bet he don't take it off for sex" hehe My mates mum is funny she always talks about lesbian sex :-//

[Kangaroo]

My mum would never talk about anything sex related.

[Senses_Failing]

My mum and partner talk about sex or sexual things everytime they see each other... how ever... He and my dad are worse >.<

[Dreaming.]

My mummy always complains during sex-scenes in films that they're not wearing condoms and promoting safe sex! Hehe.