My mum randomly came into the room and didn't say hi or anything just told me a story;
"Oh Emma last night I had the tv on channel 5 and I fell asleep (mmhmm course you did mum) I woke and and this sex thing was on there, you know a mans penis and all that. He had an earring in it ewwwww it must hurt Emma, right on the end of his penis, I bet he takes it out for sex"
Why oh why has no one else got parents like mine? It's funny when you hear it from other people but my mum :|
It’s not always that easy to distinguish the good guys from the bad guys,
Sinners can surprise you and the same is true for saints.
Why do we try to define people with simply good or simply evil?
Because no one wants to admit that compassion and cruelty can live side by side in one heart and that anyone is capable of anything.
its even weirder when you come home from work to alot of giggling and it my mum and little sister practically wetting themselves talking about penis shapes.
My mum gave me candy nipple tassles for christmas... and penis pasta. So I can mildly compete for strangeness, although not so much the priceless naivity!
Wake me up before I change again
Remind me the story that I won't get insane
Tell me why it's always the same
Explain me the reason why I'm so much in pain.
Glad i'm not the only one with a strange mother...
I brought my mum a duvet cover from argos while at my boyfriends and I said we'd put it on his bed to see what it was like and she said "No, you won't I don't want spunk on my bed" :\
I think it's funny when she says it but she's openly like that in front of others and that's embarassing
It’s not always that easy to distinguish the good guys from the bad guys,
Sinners can surprise you and the same is true for saints.
Why do we try to define people with simply good or simply evil?
Because no one wants to admit that compassion and cruelty can live side by side in one heart and that anyone is capable of anything.
See in my household, its usually my sister and I telling my mum things she doesn't need to know about her daughters.
Like I said infrnt of my mum last night to my sister, I give you full loan of my Vibrator while i'm away (obviously I was joking cause thats kinda gross) and my mum then said "thought you bought it to take it with you for all those lonely nights in tents" and I replied back with "oh those nights won't be lonely" haha. and just general things like that. I always discuss my sex life with my mum.
Life can be beautiful if you let it.
Step back, breathe and take it in
hahahaaa my mums like that :P
however my auntie and uncle are better, my uncle has two earings in his unmentionables, and my auntie has one (that i know of)
my uncles also got his erm balls tattooed..
If only you'd ever speak to me
the way you once did
look at me the way you once did
pull to me the way you once did
but you don't
you don't feel anymore
you don't care anymore
it's all gone
it's all gone
My dad wanders through to my room and tells me jokes I'd rather not hear frmo him. Mind you I had to laugh when he told me about how Michael Hutchins died (apparently by trying the whole asphyxiation while cumming thing) and he said "He made a bit of a **** up really." xD
My Mum is nothing like all of yours lol. That's so funny, you should've said "Y'know what Mum, I bet he don't take it off for sex" hehe My mates mum is funny she always talks about lesbian sex :-//
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The history of the world, my love --
Is those below serving those up above!
How gratifying for once to know
That those above will serve those down below!
My mum and partner talk about sex or sexual things everytime they see each other... how ever... He and my dad are worse >.<
How will i know if theres a path worth taking?
Should i question every move i make?
Of all loss, my heart is breaking.
I don't wanna make the same mistakes.