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Old 20-10-2008, 05:21 AM   #1
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Adult - Man arrested for sex with car wash vacuum

Police say a man in the US has been arrested after receiving sexual favours from a vacuum at a car wash. The Saginaw News reports a 29-year-old man was arrested last week near Detroit, Michigan. Reports from the US say a police sergeant confirmed a resident called to report suspicious activity at the car wash. An officer approached on foot and caught the man in the act with the vacuum. The suspect is being held in a county jail.






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Old 20-10-2008, 07:09 AM   #2
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Old 20-10-2008, 07:12 AM   #3
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Old 20-10-2008, 07:14 AM   #4
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Old 20-10-2008, 07:52 AM   #5
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Old 20-10-2008, 08:38 AM   #6
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Old 20-10-2008, 12:42 PM   #7
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Thats so wrong

but funny lmao



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Old 20-10-2008, 12:48 PM   #8
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I remember there was an article about things like that in a magazine I read once... a man had sex with the ground. I think there are other things like that too, like a tennis racket and a car exhaust.... :-S

Also, there is that lady who is married to the Berlin Wall and enjoys making love to it :-S

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Old 20-10-2008, 12:58 PM   #9
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Old 20-10-2008, 01:06 PM   #10
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Old 20-10-2008, 01:19 PM   #11
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LMAO!

There was a programme on earlier in the year about people who like having sex with their cars.



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Old 20-10-2008, 01:33 PM   #12
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in the petrol tank? ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww






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Old 20-10-2008, 01:34 PM   #13
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Old 20-10-2008, 01:34 PM   #14
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^^ I saw soemthing like that about people who 'love' inanimate objects
The woman who married a fence was on it and she cheated on the fence or something with a wall I think was something stupid like that lol



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Old 20-10-2008, 01:51 PM   #15
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in the petrol tank? ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
HAHA no, the exhaust! They also 'carressed' the cars. The film crew were driving along interviewing this guy about it when he saw this old car parked in a field and had to get out because he decided he was in love with it!

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Old 20-10-2008, 01:51 PM   #16
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Haha that reminds me of Scary Movie when Dooey has sex with the vacuum.

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Old 20-10-2008, 02:00 PM   #17
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lol thats funny yet slightly disturbing :P I saw something once about a woman who married the eiffel tower and there was some other person who had sex with a gate...



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HAHA no, the exhaust! They also 'carressed' the cars. The film crew were driving along interviewing this guy about it when he saw this old car parked in a field and had to get out because he decided he was in love with it!

Only in America..

omfg ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww






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Old 20-10-2008, 02:28 PM   #19
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....but...this raises so many innapropiate questions...that I'm going to go and be traumatised elsewhere...mhhhmmm...



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Old 20-10-2008, 02:36 PM   #20
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....but...this raises so many innapropiate questions...that I'm going to go and be traumatised elsewhere...mhhhmmm...
*pets chelsea* Big Chles will explain, i'm sure. lmao.



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