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Old 30-05-2011, 12:48 PM   #41
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However, being half asleep does have the same effect as being drunk. I talk a lot of ****.





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Old 30-05-2011, 01:28 PM   #42
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You are an amazing sleeper :P

I can somehow just see Download now, as us all getting trashed and somehow ending up having clothing removed... that festival will be messy with boobs!




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Old 30-05-2011, 02:26 PM   #43
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I shall be wearing a bubble wrap dress which I may or may not regret.
Not longggggg





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Old 30-05-2011, 02:50 PM   #44
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i dont drink. i dont sleep.



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Old 30-05-2011, 07:27 PM   #45
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Sam got her tits out on chat roulette when she was drunk. It was brilliant. She also ate a tea bag and some nasty sh*t that we put in a cup, and licked a broom. We didn't even dare her, just asked her and she did it!




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Old 30-05-2011, 07:38 PM   #46
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^ Tea bag nom >.<

Half asleep/drunk/drugged I woke a lot of people up screaming on my trampoline. And half asleep I walked about 6 miles round several villages and up the beach at 4am with a friend [in p'jamas].

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Old 31-05-2011, 12:44 AM   #47
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when my mate lived with me we never smoked in the house, we smoked in the big hut outside so i put carpet down in there, seats, lights, cushions and a heater. I sleep walk and my friend went out to the hut to have a smoke in the morning before work and found me sleeping in there. i had took my blanket and pillow with me too

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Old 31-05-2011, 12:51 AM   #48
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I was making tea for myself, and when I finished using the teabag, I put the spoon in the bin. Instead of the tea bag. Never drank the tea, I was half asleep so slept on the kitchen floor





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Old 31-05-2011, 01:06 AM   #49
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Once I went to sleep during the day.

And I got woken up by my brother at 8pm.
I looked at my clock, it said 20:30... So I thought 8:30.
8:30? SCHOOL!
Panicked, got up and tried to find my uniform.
Noticed it was dark outside.
Hmnh.. Odd.
Realised it was 8:30pm.
Realised it was a Saturday.
Realised my brother had been calling me for dinner.

It was very amusing :P
But that's the only one I can think of right now, other than trying to throw cups in the bin after having something to drink.



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Old 31-05-2011, 09:31 AM   #50
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When I'm drunk I tend to kiss and hug a lot of random people and talk nonsense extremely fast. Most recently, my drunken behavior involved falling over 50 times and 'extreme carpet rolling' (Me wrapped up in a friend's duvet, wailing whilst rolling on the floor) Luckily, this was all recorded on a friend's phone, so they all get to watch it when they're bored. Twats :P



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Old 07-06-2011, 04:53 AM   #51
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I have lit the wrong end of a cigarette but then for about 2 minutes got really confused as to why I couldnt smoke it properly...

I have mixed up deoderant and hair spray....(REALLY annoying)

the old classic yoghurt pot in the dishwasher and spoon in the bin...

Tried to answer my phone, mistaking my alarm clock for my phone....

and whilst staying at my exes house (when we were together), he always kept a glass of water next to the bed and during the night I poured it all over myself and him....and this is the ONLY reason I dont keep a drink next to my bed anymore...


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Old 07-06-2011, 10:55 PM   #52
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About 2 minutes ago, I nearly put my rabbit in the bin instead of her cage...





I'm gonna tap him like a maple tree. I'm gonna search him for some syrups. I'm gonna be having sex with him.


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Old 08-06-2011, 12:50 AM   #53
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at 10:30 p.m my friends decided to go walk and drug me along even though i was super tired with them my friend savannah decide she had to go to the bathroom so we walked to shnucks once we got there she convinced me to race with her on the motorized shopping carts we got in trouble when she drove into a stack of toilet paper i had to pick most of it up

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Old 12-06-2011, 10:29 AM   #54
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About 2 minutes ago, I nearly put my rabbit in the bin instead of her cage...
this made me lol!!
A few nights ago I was both drunk, half asleep and sleep talking and i asked the bf what I was doing.....to which I got the response "Alex...you're sleep talking".....my response (so im told) was "oh....what am i dreaming?" i hate sleep talking....it makes me feel stupid.

and this morning I woke up late so was rushing around but still half asleep i and nearly left the house without shoes on...



...&& the cracks begin to show...
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Old 12-06-2011, 12:40 PM   #55
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I jumped in a public swimming pool with my socks on a few years ago.

And went in the shower with my socks and underwear on. fail



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Old 12-06-2011, 05:53 PM   #56
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Someone woke me up by talking on the phone outside my room really loudly, and I thought it was 7am and my alarm was about to go off so I got up for work, got washed, dressed and packed then looked at my phone to check that I wasn't running late for work....it was 4am!



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Old 12-06-2011, 06:07 PM   #57
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I'd been asleep about an hour when work rang my house, my mum came and got me, but didnt hang around, I told my boos 'sorry I can't work i need to go to the moon to buy cheese' hung up and went back to bed. Five mins later my mum came into my room laughing her head off because my manager had rung her back and told her what i had said.

I went to work that day to a round of applause when i arrived!



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Old 12-06-2011, 06:08 PM   #58
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I have pretended to be sover when we were coming back in late from a night out in spain. I remember telling my mates to walk in a straight line and dont act drunk and there was me staggering all over the place. It was about 4am about 2 months ago and i decided to have a cigg went to light it missed my cigg and burnt off half of my eyelashes.

I went to give my mate a hug and knocked her drink out of her hand. Oh most recently i was in a club and this lad liked me i didn't like him though so i told him no but he wouldn't leave him alone so i told him i was gay , that me and my mate were together then i started dancing with her. Tad strange lol So many things I have done when am drunk its unreal.

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Old 12-06-2011, 06:21 PM   #59
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I sleep walk
Being so tired i read that as sleep wank and not walk.

Ive put furniture polish on my hair thinking it was hairspray before.

Being drunk ive picked up a pigeon off the street and decided to have a conversation with it. That bird was probably thinking wtf.





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Old 13-06-2011, 12:07 AM   #60
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When I drink or am tired I start to think about the past, relationships, people, and that kind of stuff.

Makes me kinda sad.

I haven't drank heavily and done anything interesting in a while. Other than flirting with various women and then being afraid of going further. Yeah, that's always fun.



So many faces I have seen, so many places not yet been.
So many people I have met, so many names not to forget.
Such beautiful people in their right, laughing, dancing through the night.
So many faces I have seen, the futures so bright it can't be seen.
Is any of this even real?



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