Sam got her tits out on chat roulette when she was drunk. It was brilliant. She also ate a tea bag and some nasty sh*t that we put in a cup, and licked a broom. We didn't even dare her, just asked her and she did it!
The world is just illusion always trying to change me.
You will find wonder wherever you can, and spread joy whenever you are able.
I felt emotions of gentleness and pleasure, that had long appeared dead, divide within me. - Frankenstein.
when my mate lived with me we never smoked in the house, we smoked in the big hut outside so i put carpet down in there, seats, lights, cushions and a heater. I sleep walk and my friend went out to the hut to have a smoke in the morning before work and found me sleeping in there. i had took my blanket and pillow with me too
And I got woken up by my brother at 8pm.
I looked at my clock, it said 20:30... So I thought 8:30.
Panicked, got up and tried to find my uniform.
Noticed it was dark outside.
Realised it was 8:30pm.
Realised it was a Saturday.
Realised my brother had been calling me for dinner.
It was very amusing :P
But that's the only one I can think of right now, other than trying to throw cups in the bin after having something to drink.
If the bombs go off, the sun will still be shining, 'Cause I've heard it said that every mushroom cloud has a silver lining.
When I'm drunk I tend to kiss and hug a lot of random people and talk nonsense extremely fast. Most recently, my drunken behavior involved falling over 50 times and 'extreme carpet rolling' (Me wrapped up in a friend's duvet, wailing whilst rolling on the floor) Luckily, this was all recorded on a friend's phone, so they all get to watch it when they're bored. Twats :P
I have lit the wrong end of a cigarette but then for about 2 minutes got really confused as to why I couldnt smoke it properly...
I have mixed up deoderant and hair spray....(REALLY annoying)
the old classic yoghurt pot in the dishwasher and spoon in the bin...
Tried to answer my phone, mistaking my alarm clock for my phone....
and whilst staying at my exes house (when we were together), he always kept a glass of water next to the bed and during the night I poured it all over myself and him....and this is the ONLY reason I dont keep a drink next to my bed anymore...
Last edited by Detour. Derail : 12-06-2011 at 10:30 AM.
at 10:30 p.m my friends decided to go walk and drug me along even though i was super tired with them my friend savannah decide she had to go to the bathroom so we walked to shnucks once we got there she convinced me to race with her on the motorized shopping carts we got in trouble when she drove into a stack of toilet paper i had to pick most of it up
About 2 minutes ago, I nearly put my rabbit in the bin instead of her cage...
this made me lol!!
A few nights ago I was both drunk, half asleep and sleep talking and i asked the bf what I was doing.....to which I got the response "Alex...you're sleep talking".....my response (so im told) was "oh....what am i dreaming?" i hate sleep talking....it makes me feel stupid.
and this morning I woke up late so was rushing around but still half asleep i and nearly left the house without shoes on...
Someone woke me up by talking on the phone outside my room really loudly, and I thought it was 7am and my alarm was about to go off so I got up for work, got washed, dressed and packed then looked at my phone to check that I wasn't running late for work....it was 4am!
╰☆╮Are you afraid of the good you might do?╰☆╮
✪ If the soul is left in darkness, sins will be committed. The guilty one is not he who commits the sin, but the one who causes the darkness ✪
I'd been asleep about an hour when work rang my house, my mum came and got me, but didnt hang around, I told my boos 'sorry I can't work i need to go to the moon to buy cheese' hung up and went back to bed. Five mins later my mum came into my room laughing her head off because my manager had rung her back and told her what i had said.
I went to work that day to a round of applause when i arrived!
I have pretended to be sover when we were coming back in late from a night out in spain. I remember telling my mates to walk in a straight line and dont act drunk and there was me staggering all over the place. It was about 4am about 2 months ago and i decided to have a cigg went to light it missed my cigg and burnt off half of my eyelashes.
I went to give my mate a hug and knocked her drink out of her hand. Oh most recently i was in a club and this lad liked me i didn't like him though so i told him no but he wouldn't leave him alone so i told him i was gay , that me and my mate were together then i started dancing with her. Tad strange lol So many things I have done when am drunk its unreal.