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09-06-2007, 08:12 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Plymouth
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The Difference Between Men & Women...
DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS
40-ish - 49
Adventurous - Slept with everyone
Athletic - No tits
Average looking - Ugly
Beautiful - Pathological liar
Contagious Smile - Does a lot of pills
Emotionally secure - On medication
Feminist - Fat
Free spirit - Junkie
Friendship first - Former very *friendly* person
Fun - Annoying
New Age - Body hair in the wrong places
Open-minded - Desperate
Outgoing - Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate - Sloppy drunk
Professional - Bitch
Voluptuous - Very Fat
Large frame - Hugely Fat
Wants Soul mate - Stalker
WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = you're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = you better not
8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
10. You're very attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about?
MEN'S ENGLISH
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
11. Those shoes don't go with that outfit = I'm gay
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09-06-2007, 08:17 PM
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a single step.
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Maidenhead
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lol
all so true!
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If we fall, we don't need self recrimination or blame or anger - we need a reawakening of our intention and a willingness to re-commit, to be whole hearted once again.
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09-06-2007, 08:25 PM
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Calamity from the Skies
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Scotland
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Haha! Brilliant. :D
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[REPONDEZ S'IL VOUS PLAID - Honk if you're Scottish!]
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09-06-2007, 08:42 PM
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#5
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Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Plymouth
I am currently:
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The following are true about me:
3. Maybe = No
6. We need to talk = you're in trouble (most of the time!)
9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
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09-06-2007, 08:52 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Waycross,Ga
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lol,those are so true!
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 Everytime I go to the doctor I get a jacket,a straight one. It makes me feel special because I get to hug myself.
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09-06-2007, 09:16 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: NW & SW
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Haha maybe not true in all cases, but funny nonetheless
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09-06-2007, 09:36 PM
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~Sleep in the knowledge that I am here~
Join Date: Dec 2006
I am currently: 
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These are generally true of me.
3. Maybe = No
6. We need to talk = you're in trouble
8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
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You know me, you just don't know it yet.
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09-06-2007, 09:43 PM
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Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Ordon, Hyrule <3
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meh most men think like that :| i figured that out some time ago
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~*DoNt LeT ThE ShAdOwS ReAcH Me*~ ~*The Only Time You Will See Success Before Work Is in The Dictionary*~ I've got an inferiority complex. But it's not a very good one. ☆★ I am not ashamed to admit that I cried like a baby when L closed his eyes for the last time.
RIP Ryuzaki. <3 ★☆
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