Have you got a crush on someone?
yes, but no chance
What's your gender?
Male
Do you know what the longest word in the world is?
I think it's a name of a village in Wales
Which languages are you learning at school/college
don't go to either
Have you ever kissed the opposite sex?
No, only kissed females
Do you like maths?
Yes
Do you have any weird things you can do to yourself?
Pass on that one
Who is your bestest friend ever?
No-one nowadays, I lost my best friend to cancer almost 5 years ago now. He was great.
Would you rather eat olives, or not get any christmas presents for 1 year?
Eat olives too,
Do you have any pets?
No
Do you live in England?
Yup.
How many pets, if you have any, do you own?
No, not allowed in house, renting.
Do you like taking surveys for fun?
It can be fun, I've only done this survey.
Have you ever bunked off school?
I used to back in the day.
Does your parent/carer believe you when you fake being ill to skip school?
Don't go to school
Do you have an Uncle called Steven?
Ha ha, yes I do, he's a nice guy, haven't seen him for a while, should catch up with him.
Are you Chinese, or have a Chinese background?
No. I see a few of them near the university though.
Do you go to bed at 9:00?
Often I do, I like to get up early, about 5ish
Do you brush your teeth twice every day.. or month?
Once a day.
Have you ever been abroad?
Yes, 13 countries.
Have you tried flirting with your teacher?
No
Have you ever stolen anything?
Only milk from a housemate.
Have you ever done something wrong and not owned up to it?
Yes.
Do you like school?
I used to love school, best years of my life.
How much do your average school dinners cost?
I never had school dinners, only packed lunches that my mum lovingly prepared.
Are you a computer geek?
No.
Can you type really fast?
no
Do you ever get bored on the internet?
No, I love the internet
Which site do you use most?
Apart from YouTube, Listverse.
Do you go on youtube?
Yes, a lot
Do you have a facebook account?
Yes.
Do you get offended easily?
Not so much anymore.
Are you good looking?
I don't really think about the way I look, just as long as I'm showered, clean, tidy clothes, OK.
What would other people describe you as?
Quiet.
Bill and Ben the .............
Flower pot men.
Do you watch CITV, Cbeebies, or CBBC or neither?
No
Think of two people. Type down their first names as one.
JoseMaria
How old is your mum? Dont say if you dont want.
67-years-old.
Do you like getting detensions if you go to school?
Don't go to school
how many questions do you think i will do?
Don't know.
do you have any brothers or sisters?
1 brother
how many bedrooms does your house have?
It's not my house, I rent a room in it, but there's 13 bedrooms in it, dunno how many rooms altogether, it merges into another house with even more bedrooms huge.
do you have to get up early for school
Don't go to school, get the 6:45am bus for work
are you getting bored?
Can't stand boredom, always got a can of cider or 2 on hand if I feel I'm gettting bored.
What exact time are you taking this survey?
It's taking a long time to complete this survey, it's 6:20am now
Have you got a dog?
No
If you were to have a superpower, what would it be?
Time travel
Do you enjoy talking to chat bots?
Erm...no?
Does school assembly bore you
I used to like school assembly
are your finger nails short and sweet?
very short
Do you have dirt inbetween your toes?
No
is your mum working away?
My mum is retired
do you have homework due in for tomorrow?
N/A
What is your job if you are an adult?
Admin
do you have a disability?
not a physical one, but anxiety disables me a bit at times.
Do you buy poppies and red noses and all that?
Yes
are you a fan of buying stationary?
No, I have to order stationery at work, & it annoys me what people ask me to order for them.
do you think simon cowell needs a new style?
Don't care.
do you like Cheryl Cole?
Don't care.
is Danii Minogue pretty?
Don't care.
Would you win a fight against your best mate?
I actually did have a fight with him when he was alive, he broke my nose, so lost, he succumbed to cancer.
if someone offered a tenner, would you go out with a nerd
of course
where do you go shopping most?
Tesco's
are you a fan of clothes shopping
Sometimes.
do you have a twitter?
No
What is ur fave animal?
Cats
Do you like Wrist Bandeez?
No
Did you have gummy bands when they were in fashion?
No
Do you ever go on eBay?
Yes, bought some good stuff off there
Have you ever wondered what its like to be a cat?
Not really.
Do you wish you were a baby?
No.
Do you where glasses?
No
Are you a rebel?
No
Is your voice deep?
Dunno
Can your mother spell?
weird question!
Do you like watching the news?
No, always the same old crap
Do you like watching horror films?
Some of them are good.
Have you ever seen Shallow Hal? Do you like it?
No
did you know that in a lifetime we swallow 8 spiders whilst asleep?
no
Is your nan still alive?
No, lost one Nan in 1990, the other in 2003
Have you or did you ever have a goldfish?
No
Do you own a pen?
Can't find it
Do you own a protractor?
?!!
Do you mess around with calculators?
No.
118 247 give us a call its directory heaven... ever heard it?
No.
If you are on a laptop, is it fully charged?
Yes
Do you have a rug in your room?
No
Do you enjoy watching music videos?
Yes, on YouTube
Do you know who invented facebook?
Nope.
Do you watch dragons den?
No.
Do you like X factor?
No, a load of crap
x factor or britains got talent and why?
see above
come here rude boy boy comeon give it up- who sings it?
what?!!!
do you like buying sweets?
chocolate yes
do you go to second hand markets?
rarely
do you actually vote for people on the x factor?
I'm not answering the next few questions.
If you are watching x factor 2010, do you like WAGNER?
?
Alouette ouette ouette ouette deployer l ale- who sings it?
?
Are you enjoying this survey?
It's okay.
have you watched FRED on youtube?
No.
do you like coronation street/emmerdale/eastenders?
I used to like Corrie growing up.
what is ur TOP fave song ever?
It changes day to day.
Do you know what the longest word in the world is?
I don't remember and I don't think I care.
Which languages are you learning at school/college
Too old for it.
Have you ever kissed the opposite sex?
Yes.
Do you like maths?
Not really, but I don't mind it.
Do you have any weird things you can do to yourself?
I'd rather not go into this one.
Who is your bestest friend ever?
I have one at work. He's cool.
Would you rather eat olives, or not get any christmas presents for 1 year?
I'd rather eat olives. They aren't that bad.
Do you have any pets?
No. I wish I had a cat, but my boyfriend is allergic.
Do you live in England?
Nope.
How many pets, if you have any, do you own?
:(
Do you like taking surveys for fun?
Yes.
Have you ever bunked off school?
I don't really remember it happening.
Does your parent/carer believe you when you fake being ill to skip school?
Not that I remember.
Do you have an Uncle called Steven?
No.
Are you Chinese, or have a Chinese background?
I really don't think so, I look very caucasian.
Do you go to bed at 9:00?
Ha...more like 5 AM.
Do you brush your teeth twice every day.. or month?
Well, this is upsetting, because right now I don't really brush them. I can't walk far enough to buy it.
Have you ever been abroad?
Not really far abroad.
Have you tried flirting with your teacher?
Not really, but I ended up dating my college teacher anyway.
Have you ever stolen anything?
I don't think so.
Have you ever done something wrong and not owned up to it?
Not that I remember it.
Do you like school?
I'm too old. But I guess I would hate it if I was still in school.
How much do your average school dinners cost?
:(
Are you a computer geek?
Hell yes. I'm a certified geek with shiny online certificates, freelance experience and whatnot.
Can you type really fast?
Not anymore. I find it hard not to miss buttons :(
Do you ever get bored on the internet?
Not really. I rarely get bored at all.
Which site do you use most?
This one :)
Do you go on youtube?
Sure, who doesn't
Do you have a facebook account?
No.
Do you get offended easily?
Not really, but depends on what one considers "easily offended".
Are you good looking?
I'm...not really repulsive and I'm cool with it?
What would other people describe you as?
Mostly "weird" and "amusing".
Bill and Ben the .............
O_o?
Do you watch CITV, Cbeebies, or CBBC or neither?
I don't have a TV, but I googled all of these and I would like to watch some for fun!
Think of two people. Type down their first names as one.
AlexAndrew.
How old is your mum? Dont say if you dont want.
She's 44. Not old, I guess.
Do you like getting detensions if you go to school?
I am ooold.
how many questions do you think i will do?
*shrugs*
do you have any brothers or sisters?
Yes, a little sister.
how many bedrooms does your house have?
2.
do you have to get up early for school
I'm ancient.
are you getting bored?
No, it's fun.
What exact time are you taking this survey?
11:37 AM and I've got to move my ass to work soon :(
Have you got a dog?
No. Apparently we wanted to get one, but now we will not because I wouldn't be able to walk it :(
If you were to have a superpower, what would it be?
Time powers, like rewinding or stopping time. Or invisibility.
Do you enjoy talking to chat bots?
Weirdly, yes.
Does school assembly bore you
*old lady grunts*
are your finger nails short and sweet?
Not very short. *stares at them* sweet? *licks a nail* no, not really.
Do you have dirt inbetween your toes?
Nope.
is your mum working away?
My mom isn't working at all.
do you have homework due in for tomorrow?
Yes, and it's due to check, rate and write nasty comments about :)
What is your job if you are an adult?
I'm a teacher.
do you have a disability?
Yes.
Do you buy poppies and red noses and all that?
Nope.
are you a fan of buying stationary?
My room is cluttered enough already.
do you think simon cowell needs a new style?
Whatever makes him happy.
do you like Cheryl Cole?
Who?
is Danii Minogue pretty?
Who??
Would you win a fight against your best mate?
I don't think so, he's a guy, way talled and can, you know, control all of his extermities okay.
if someone offered a tenner, would you go out with a nerd
I don't think a nerd would be cheap enough to do it for a tenner :)
where do you go shopping most?
Nearest nameless shop.
are you a fan of clothes shopping
My experiences range from "okay" to "absolutely horrendous", so no, not really a fan.
do you have a twitter?
Nope.
What is ur fave animal?
Dogs.
Do you like Wrist Bandeez?
...how old was the person making the quiz.
Did you have gummy bands when they were in fashion?
What?
Do you ever go on eBay?
Not really.
Have you ever wondered what its like to be a cat?
I guess being a domestic cat isn't much a ponder on. You sleep and eat most of the time. A lot like me when I'm
feeling low.
Do you wish you were a baby?
Yes.
Do you where glasses?
No.
Are you a rebel?
No.
Is your voice deep?
Nope.
Can your mother spell?
Yes.
Do you like watching the news?
No, they are depressing.
Do you like watching horror films?
No, they are gross.
Have you ever seen Shallow Hal? Do you like it?
Nope.
did you know that in a lifetime we swallow 8 spiders whilst asleep?
While I've heard about it, I believe it's a myth.
Is your nan still alive?
No.
Have you or did you ever have a goldfish?
Nope.
Do you own a pen?
A bunch.
Do you own a protractor?
No, and the first thing I thought about when I read "protractor" was a JS framework. I need sleep.
Do you mess around with calculators?
No.
118 247 give us a call its directory heaven... ever heard it?
No.
If you are on a laptop, is it fully charged?
Nope, not on a laptop.
Do you have a rug in your room?
Yes.
Do you enjoy watching music videos?
Some.
Do you know who invented facebook?
Mark Zuckerberg (and his friends)
Do you watch dragons den?
No.
Do you like X factor?
Yup.
x factor or britains got talent and why?
Britains got talent because it has some really unique acts.
come here rude boy boy comeon give it up- who sings it?
No idea.
do you like buying sweets?
Yes, I do it way too much.
do you go to second hand markets?
Yes.
do you actually vote for people on the x factor?
No.
If you are watching x factor 2010, do you like WAGNER?
Is this quiz seriously 7 years old?
Alouette ouette ouette ouette deployer l ale- who sings it?
Isn't it a french folk song?
Are you enjoying this survey?
It's okay.
have you watched FRED on youtube?
I've heard about it, but never watched it. It was hyped up way before I had an Internet connection fast enough to watch Youtube. I was still connected to dial up at that time.
do you like coronation street/emmerdale/eastenders?
Are those british TV shows?
what is ur TOP fave song ever?
"The Unforgiven II" by Metallica
Do you know what the longest word in the world is?
pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis. I knew the word, how to pronounce it, and that it is a lung disease, but I had to look up the spelling. I could probably have gotten the spelling, but I'm too lazy to try!
Which languages are you learning at school/college
none
Have you ever kissed the opposite sex?
yes
Do you like maths?
not really
Do you have any weird things you can do to yourself?
haha
Who is your bestest friend ever?
my husband
Would you rather eat olives, or not get any christmas presents for 1 year?
Eat olives, haha
Do you have any pets?
Yup, 1 dog.
Do you live in England?
no
How many pets, if you have any, do you own?
1
Do you like taking surveys for fun?
When bored or need distraction
Have you ever bunked off school?
bunked off? I'm guessing that means playing hooky? I did all the time.
Does your parent/carer believe you when you fake being ill to skip school?
sometimes, but usually they just didn't care and let me stay home no matter what!
Do you have an Uncle called Steven?
no, but my husband does.
Are you Chinese, or have a Chinese background?
no
Do you go to bed at 9:00?
no...I'm usually still working at 9.
Do you brush your teeth twice every day.. or month?
yes
Have you ever been abroad?
yes
Have you tried flirting with your teacher?
no
Have you ever stolen anything?
yes
Have you ever done something wrong and not owned up to it?
Yes.
Do you like school?
yes, to a point, but I'm done with it.
How much do your average school dinners cost?
when I was in college, I had a meal plan, so I never really paid attention to the individual prices.
Are you a computer geek?
nah
Can you type really fast?
Yes.
Do you ever get bored on the internet?
At times.
Which site do you use most?
facebook
Do you go on youtube?
Yes
Do you have a facebook account?
Yes
Do you get offended easily?
nah
Are you good looking?
nope
What would other people describe you as?
I'm not sure
Bill and Ben the .............
*shrug*
Do you watch CITV, Cbeebies, or CBBC or neither?
never heard of any
Think of two people. Type down their first names as one.
LibbyDanielle
How old is your mum? Dont say if you dont want.
she died when she was 40. She would be 50 today if she were still alive.
Do you like getting detentions if you go to school?
who likes detention?
how many questions do you think i will do?
I'm not sure
do you have any brothers or sisters?
yes
how many bedrooms does your house have?
3 legal bedrooms, 5 other bedrooms (1 is connected to the stairwell and the other is in the basement and doesn't have a big enough window to be considered legal).
do you have to get up early for school
nope
are you getting bored?
nah
What exact time are you taking this survey?
it's 12:48AM
Have you got a dog?
yup
If you were to have a superpower, what would it be?
mind reading, I guess
Do you enjoy talking to chat bots?
I used to years ago
Does school assembly bore you
I used to love them
are your finger nails short and sweet?
short. Not sure about sweet.
Do you have dirt inbetween your toes?
I hope not.
is your mum working away?
no, she's dead
do you have homework due in for tomorrow?
nope
What is your job if you are an adult?
I work in Health Information
do you have a disability?
Some would consider it a disability, some wouldn't.
Do you buy poppies and red noses and all that?
no
are you a fan of buying stationary?
yes!
do you think simon cowell needs a new style?
I'm watching Simon right now on America's Got Talent, haha. I like his style!
do you like Cheryl Cole?
who?
is Danii Minogue pretty?
who?
Would you win a fight against your best mate?
I'm not sure
if someone offered a tenner, would you go out with a nerd?
I'm married
where do you go shopping most?
Walmart
are you a fan of clothes shopping
Sometimes
do you have a twitter?
Technically, don't use it.
What is ur fave animal?
dogs, I guess
Do you like Wrist Bandeez?
?
Did you have gummy bands when they were in fashion?
?
Do you ever go on eBay?
very rarely
Have you ever wondered what its like to be a cat?
I've might have thought about it once or twice, haha, but it's not a common thought for me
Do you wish you were a baby?
no
Do you where glasses?
I wear them, yes
Are you a rebel?
no
Is your voice deep?
I don't think it's that deep, but I guess I'm not sure
Can your mother spell?
she's dead
Do you like watching the news?
yes, but we rarely do. We don't have cable.
Do you like watching horror films?
no
Have you ever seen Shallow Hal? Do you like it?
yes, I believe I have seen it. I don't remember if I liked it.
did you know that in a lifetime we swallow 8 spiders whilst asleep?
probably
Is your nan still alive?
one of them
Have you or did you ever have a goldfish?
don't think so
Do you own a pen?
I own quite a few
Do you own a protractor?
I'm not sure. I don't think so
Do you mess around with calculators?
Not really
118 247 give us a call its directory heaven... ever heard it?
no
If you are on a laptop, is it fully charged?
yes
Do you have a rug in your room?
no
Do you enjoy watching music videos?
some
Do you know who invented facebook?
yes
Do you watch dragons den?
no
Do you like X factor?
sure...haven't really watched any episodes though, but I've seen some youtube videos of it
x factor or britains got talent and why?
I don't know. I'm watching America's Got Talent right now though, haha
come here rude boy boy comeon give it up- who sings it?
Rhianna. Yes, I looked it up.
do you like buying sweets?
buying? No. Eating? Yes.
do you go to second hand markets?
sometimes
do you actually vote for people on the x factor?
no
If you are watching x factor 2010, do you like WAGNER?
n/a
Alouette ouette ouette ouette deployer l ale- who sings it?
no clue
Are you enjoying this survey?
somewhat
have you watched FRED on youtube?
yes, haha
do you like coronation street/emmerdale/eastenders?
don't know what that is
what is ur TOP fave song ever?
Sway by The Perishers
overall, out of ten, how good was this survey?
5, but only because I didn't understand a lot of it because I'm from America, haha
Do you know what the longest word in the world is?
Probably not an English word.
Which languages are you learning at school/college
I learnt Spanish a tiny bit.
Have you ever kissed the opposite sex?
Ye.
Do you like maths?
Yeah but I'm not naturally good at it.
Do you have any weird things you can do to yourself?
Click all the time?
Who is your bestest friend ever?
David Bowie.
Would you rather eat olives, or not get any christmas presents for 1 year?
I do love olives.
Do you have any pets?
Nyet.
Do you live in England?
Ye.
How many pets, if you have any, do you own?
0000
Do you like taking surveys for fun?
Ye.
Have you ever bunked off school?
Used to.
Does your parent/carer believe you when you fake being ill to skip school?
They did.
Do you have an Uncle called Steven?
I do have an uncle Stevie.
Are you Chinese, or have a Chinese background?
Nyet.
Do you go to bed at 9:00?
Nyet.
Do you brush your teeth twice every day.. or month?
2
Have you ever been abroad?
Barely.
Have you tried flirting with your teacher?
There was a teacher I'd have gave my smol heart to in college like.
Stalked a fit lecturer and found thier blog too :shrug:
Have you ever stolen anything?
Ye.
Have you ever done something wrong and not owned up to it?
Who hasn't.
Do you like school?
I didn't.
How much do your average school dinners cost?
I only got them on fridays.
Are you a computer geek?
Spose.
Can you type really fast?
Not as much as I'd like.
Do you ever get bored on the internet?
Never, it's more of a problem lol.
Which site do you use most?
fb, youtube, uni site...
Do you go on youtube?
Often.
Do you have a facebook account?
Yes.
Do you get offended easily?
Meh.
Are you good looking?
A stunnah xx
What would other people describe you as?
Possibly funny, full of useless **** trivia, arrogant.
Bill and Ben the .............
Flower pot men.
Do you watch CITV, Cbeebies, or CBBC or neither?
lol
Think of two people. Type down their first names as one.
LaraTara
How old is your mum? Dont say if you dont want.
44
Do you like getting detentions if you go to school?
/
how many questions do you think i will do?
/
do you have any brothers or sisters?
Ye.
how many bedrooms does your house have?
1.
do you have to get up early for school
Sometimes 8am which is early af for me.
are you getting bored?
No.
What exact time are you taking this survey?
7:51pm
Have you got a dog?
Nyet.
If you were to have a superpower, what would it be?
Time travel?
Do you enjoy talking to chat bots?
Nyet.
Does school assembly bore you
Used to skip it.
are your finger nails short and sweet?
They are right now but the falsies will be back on soon.
Do you have dirt inbetween your toes?
Nyet.
is your mum working away?
Don't live in the same city.
do you have homework due in for tomorrow?
Lol practically.
What is your job if you are an adult?
I'm in hospitality.
do you have a disability?
Not really.
Do you buy poppies and red noses and all that?
Sometimes.
are you a fan of buying stationary?
Not really, Paperchase gets on me wick.
do you think simon cowell needs a new style?
/
do you like Cheryl Cole?
No.
is Danii Minogue pretty?
Yeah.
Would you win a fight against your best mate?
I'd win Bowie tbh.
if someone offered a tenner, would you go out with a nerd
lmao what.
where do you go shopping most?
Sainsburys out of convenience.
are you a fan of clothes shopping
I either love it or have a breakdown, no inbetween.
do you have a twitter?
Ye
What is ur fave animal?
Spotted hyena
Do you like Wrist Bandeez?
No
Did you have gummy bands when they were in fashion?
No
Do you ever go on eBay?
Fairly often
Have you ever wondered what its like to be a cat?
Ye
Do you wish you were a baby?
Nyet.
Do you wear glasses?
Ye.
Are you a rebel?
Missing link on the brink of destruction.
Is your voice deep?
Lol ye.
Can your mother spell?
Very well.
Do you like watching the news?
Sometimes.
Do you like watching horror films?
Ye.
Have you ever seen Shallow Hal? Do you like it?
I saw it when I was about 10, it was okay.
did you know that in a lifetime we swallow 8 spiders whilst asleep?
Isn't true.
Is your nan still alive?
Nyet.
Have you or did you ever have a goldfish?
ye.
Do you own a pen?
Ye.
Do you own a protractor?
Nyet.
Do you mess around with calculators?
Nyet.
118 247 give us a call its directory heaven... ever heard it?
What.
If you are on a laptop, is it fully charged?
Yes.
Do you have a rug in your room?
Nyet. Just a disgusting carpet.
Do you enjoy watching music videos?
Yep. Much to the other half's dismay.
Do you know who invented facebook?
Tom from Myspace.
Do you watch dragons den?
I don't have a tv.
Do you like X factor?
Nyet.
x factor or britains got talent and why?
Neither.
come here rude boy boy comeon give it up- who sings it?
Our Rhianna.
do you like buying sweets?
Too much.
do you go to second hand markets?
Not as often as I'd like.
do you actually vote for people on the x factor?
/
If you are watching x factor 2010, do you like WAGNER?
/
Alouette ouette ouette ouette deployer l ale- who sings it?
/
Are you enjoying this survey?
ye
have you watched FRED on youtube?
Unfortunately.
do you like coronation street/emmerdale/eastenders?
Nyet.
what is ur TOP fave song ever?
Today it's Lips Like Sugar by Echo & the Bunnymen
overall, out of ten, how good was this survey?
Strong 4 hun
Oh god I want to hear you say,
I want to hear you say that you were wrong again
This is the first thing
I have understood:
Time is the echo of an axe
Within a wood.
What is your first name?
Anon. Not sure what I want to be known as online yet...
How old are you?
33
Do you like ice-cream?
Sometimes, yes
Have you got a crush on someone?
No
What's your gender?
Female
Do you know what the longest word in the world is?
Is it that Welsh train station?
Which languages are you learning at school/college
Not at school, but when I was I learned French.
Have you ever kissed the opposite sex?
Nope
Do you like maths?
Used to. It made sense.
Do you have any weird things you can do to yourself?
No..?
Who is your bestest friend ever?
My cat.
Would you rather eat olives, or not get any christmas presents for 1 year?
I would rather not have any presents. In fact I hate olives so much I'd go without Christmas presents for life.
Do you have any pets?
Yes, a cat.
Do you live in England?
Yes.
How many pets, if you have any, do you own?
One cat.
Do you like taking surveys for fun?
Sometimes, sure.
Have you ever bunked off school?
Used to, yes.
Does your parent/carer believe you when you fake being ill to skip school?
Not sure I faked illness.
Do you have an Uncle called Steven?
Not a blood uncle... but yeah, I suppose I do.
Are you Chinese, or have a Chinese background?
No
Do you go to bed at 9:00?
AM or PM? If PM, no that's way too early.
Do you brush your teeth twice every day.. or month?
Usually once a day cos I'm lazy.
Have you ever been abroad?
Yes, France and Florida.
Have you tried flirting with your teacher?
Ew, no.
Have you ever stolen anything?
Nothing significant.
Have you ever done something wrong and not owned up to it?
Sure.
Do you like school?
No I hated it...
How much do your average school dinners cost?
?
Are you a computer geek?
No
Can you type really fast?
Fast, but not really fast and not as fast as I used to.
Do you ever get bored on the internet?
Sometimes.
Which site do you use most?
RYL, YouTube, Amazon.
Do you go on youtube?
Yup
Do you have a facebook account?
I do.
Do you get offended easily?
Sometimes.
Are you good looking?
No...
What would other people describe you as?
I dunno - hard to tell, but my bosses think I'm a cow.
Bill and Ben the .............
Flower pot men.
Do you watch CITV, Cbeebies, or CBBC or neither?
Sometimes.
Think of two people. Type down their first names as one.
Emmadave
How old is your mum? Dont say if you dont want.
64
Do you like getting detentions if you go to school?
-
How many questions do you think i will do?
More.
Do you have any brothers or sisters?
Yes, a sister.
How many bedrooms does your house have?
Two.
Do you have to get up early for school?
No, I have to get up early for work.
Are you getting bored?
A bit...
What exact time are you taking this survey?
22:27
Have you got a dog?
Not any more.
If you were to have a superpower, what would it be?
Hard to choose one - flying probably. Or invisibility, or metamorphosis, or mind reading.
Do you enjoy talking to chat bots?
Not sure I've ever talked to one.
Does school assembly bore you?
Used to.
Are your finger nails short and sweet?
Short and dirty.
Do you have dirt inbetween your toes?
No, I wash daily. Probably got some sock fluff though.
Is your mum working away?
-
Do you have homework due in for tomorrow?
Not at school.
What is your job if you are an adult?
Horticulturist/propagator.
Do you have a disability?
Nope
Do you buy poppies and red noses and all that?
Usually not.... I'm a bad person.
Are you a fan of buying stationary?
Who buys stationary when you can pinch it accidentally from work...
Do you think simon cowell needs a new style?
Couldn't care less. He lives near me though.
Do you like Cheryl Cole?
No.
Is Danii Minogue pretty?
No.
Would you win a fight against your best mate?
We wouldn't fight.
If someone offered a tenner, would you go out with a nerd
I am the nerd.
Where do you go shopping most?
Tesco, but occasionally Asda or Sainsburys.
Are you a fan of clothes shopping
Absolutely hate it.
Do you have a twitter?
No
What is ur fave animal?
Cats
Do you like Wrist Bandeez?
Dunno what that is.
Did you have gummy bands when they were in fashion?
Dunno what they are...
Do you ever go on eBay?
Sure.
Have you ever wondered what its like to be a cat?
Every day!
Do you wish you were a baby?
No....
Do you wear glasses?
For driving, yes.
Are you a rebel?
Probably not.
Is your voice deep?
A bit?
Can your mother spell?
Yes....
Do you like watching the news?
No... too depressing.
Do you like watching horror films?
Not really.
Have you ever seen Shallow Hal? Do you like it?
No idea what it is.
Did you know that in a lifetime we swallow 8 spiders whilst asleep?
Apparently so.
Is your nan still alive?
Yes, both.
Have you or did you ever have a goldfish?
Never.
Do you own a pen?
Many.
Do you own a protractor?
Not any more.
Do you mess around with calculators?
Like 80087355?
118 247 give us a call its directory heaven... ever heard it?
Probably?
If you are on a laptop, is it fully charged?
Nope, it had a permanent battery failure a while ago and only works on mains now.
Do you have a rug in your room?
I do.
Do you enjoy watching music videos?
Sometimes.
Do you know who invented facebook?
Is it that guy that Facebook keeps asking me to follow?
Do you watch dragons den?
Nope
Do you like X factor?
Nope
X factor or britains got talent and why?
Neither.
Come here rude boy boy comeon give it up- who sings it?
No clue
Do you like buying sweets?
Not really
do you go to second hand markets?
Nope
do you actually vote for people on the x factor?
-
If you are watching x factor 2010, do you like WAGNER?
Is that how old this quiz is?!
Alouette ouette ouette ouette deployer l ale- who sings it?
?
Are you enjoying this survey?
Increasingly less so........
Have you watched FRED on youtube?
No..
do you like coronation street/emmerdale/eastenders?
Used to watch EastEnders, still watch occasionally if I'm in the mood for doom and gloom.
What is ur TOP fave song ever?
Tough one... Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur?
overall, out of ten, how good was this survey?
5.... Bit boring and way too long.
Have you got a crush on someone?
I don't like the word crush, but yeah, I'm into someone.
What's your gender?
Female.
Do you know what the longest word in the world is?
No.
Which languages are you learning at school/college
I'm still slowly learning sign.
Have you ever kissed the opposite sex?
Yes.
Do you like maths?
Yes.
Do you have any weird things you can do to yourself?
Many.
Who is your bestest friend ever?
I don't know how to categorise that.
Would you rather eat olives, or not get any christmas presents for 1 year?
I don't know how I feel about olives.
Do you have any pets?
Kind of have a cat.
Do you live in England?
Yup.
How many pets, if you have any, do you own?
1-ish
Do you like taking surveys for fun?
Yeah, just when I need a distraction or something.
Have you ever bunked off school?
I used to back in the day.
Does your parent/carer believe you when you fake being ill to skip school?
They did.
Do you have an Uncle called Steven?
No.
Are you Chinese, or have a Chinese background?
Not in the slightest.
Do you go to bed at 9:00?
Nope.
Do you brush your teeth twice every day.. or month?
I try for twice a day but don't always manage it.
Have you ever been abroad?
Yes.
Have you tried flirting with your teacher?
Shamelessly.
Have you ever stolen anything?
Yes.
Have you ever done something wrong and not owned up to it?
Yes.
Do you like school?
In some ways, yes.
How much do your average school dinners cost?
I never really had school dinners.
Are you a computer geek?
No.
Can you type really fast?
Yeah, I can type relatively quickly.
Do you ever get bored on the internet?
Yeah.
Which site do you use most?
Facebook.
Do you go on youtube?
Yes.
Do you have a facebook account?
Yes.
Do you get offended easily?
Not so much anymore.
Are you good looking?
No.
What would other people describe you as?
'Bit of a weirdo, funny though, makes a good coffee'
Bill and Ben the .............
Flower pot men.
Do you watch CITV, Cbeebies, or CBBC or neither?
No
Think of two people. Type down their first names as one.
GemKath
How old is your mum? Dont say if you dont want.
45
Do you like getting detensions if you go to school?
I never had one.
how many questions do you think i will do?
No idea.
do you have any brothers or sisters?
1
how many bedrooms does your house have?
11, but I live in a shared house.
do you have to get up early for school
No, just for work
are you getting bored?
No
What exact time are you taking this survey?
17:37 right now
Have you got a dog?
Not of my own
If you were to have a superpower, what would it be?
Flying
Do you enjoy talking to chat bots?
No
Does school assembly bore you
They used to yes.
are your finger nails short and sweet?
Fairly short.
Do you have dirt inbetween your toes?
I just showered.
is your mum working away?
No idea.
do you have homework due in for tomorrow?
I have some coursework to do.
What is your job if you are an adult?
I work with the elderly.
do you have a disability?
Yes.
Do you buy poppies and red noses and all that?
Aye.
are you a fan of buying stationary?
Yup.
do you think simon cowell needs a new style?
Not really.
do you like Cheryl Cole?
I do
is Danii Minogue pretty?
Yes
Would you win a fight against your best mate?
No, she'd knock me out tbh
if someone offered a tenner, would you go out with a nerd?
Weird question.
where do you go shopping most?
In real life, Primark.
are you a fan of clothes shopping?
Heeeeeeeeeell no.
do you have a twitter?
Technically, don't use it.
What is ur fave animal?
Koala.
Do you like Wrist Bandeez?
?
Did you have gummy bands when they were in fashion?
?
Do you ever go on eBay?
No.
Have you ever wondered what its like to be a cat?
Yep, one of my Nano's was from the POV of a cat.
Do you wish you were a baby?
No.
Do you where glasses?
I should do.
Are you a rebel?
No.
Is your voice deep?
I don't know?
Can your mother spell?
I think so?
Do you like watching the news?
No
Do you like watching horror films?
Sometimes
Have you ever seen Shallow Hal? Do you like it?
Yes and no
did you know that in a lifetime we swallow 8 spiders whilst asleep?
Probably more than that
Is your nan still alive?
Yep, she's my favourite person.
Have you or did you ever have a goldfish?
Yeah, when I was a kiddo.
Do you own a pen?
Hundreds of 'em
Do you own a protractor?
Yes
Do you mess around with calculators?
5318008
118 247 give us a call its directory heaven... ever heard it?
If you need a cab, the service is fab and if you fancy a curry it'll be there in a hurry.
If you are on a laptop, is it fully charged?
Not fully charged, need to plug it in tbh.
Do you have a rug in your room?
No
Do you enjoy watching music videos?
Yes
Do you know who invented facebook?
Yes
Do you watch dragons den?
Yeah
Do you like X factor?
Yes
x factor or britains got talent and why?
BGT.
come here rude boy boy comeon give it up- who sings it?
No idea.
do you like buying sweets?
Sure
do you go to second hand markets?
Yes.
do you actually vote for people on the x factor?
No.
If you are watching x factor 2010, do you like WAGNER?
2010? Heck. But not.
Alouette ouette ouette ouette deployer l ale- who sings it?
?
Are you enjoying this survey?
It's okay.
have you watched FRED on youtube?
No.
do you like coronation street/emmerdale/eastenders?
Not hugely any more.
what is ur TOP fave song ever?
No idea, but I've been enamoured with Tilted by Christine and the Queens since February last year, so that's close to the top.
overall, out of ten, how good was this survey?
5
Now I'll play your ghost as my ace, whenever I'm led astray.
But I am actually good, can't help it if we're tilted.
I'm in my right place, don't be a downer.
Do you know what the longest word in the world is?
No, but I know the longest name of a town in the UK(Wales): Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysilio gogogoch
Which languages are you learning at school/college
Not in education anymore, but I want to improve my Spanish/French/German/Japanese and planning to study more Latin in uni.
Have you ever kissed the opposite sex?
Yes.
Do you like maths?
Yes.
Do you have any weird things you can do to yourself?
No comment. Okay, I'll say this: I can put my feet behind my head! #hypermobile
Who is your bestest friend ever?
I prefer not to categorise people that way
Would you rather eat olives, or not get any christmas presents for 1 year?
I hate olives. I'd rather not have presents.
Do you have any pets?
No :(
Do you live in England?
Nope, Wales.
How many pets, if you have any, do you own?
None :(
Do you like taking surveys for fun?
Yeah, just when I need a distraction or something.<
Have you ever bunked off school?
All the damn time.
Does your parent/carer believe you when you fake being ill to skip school?
Not really.
Do you have an Uncle called Steven?
No.
Are you Chinese, or have a Chinese background?
Not in the slightest.*<
Do you go to bed at 9:00?
Lol
Do you brush your teeth twice every day.. or month?
Haha! Executive dysfunction.
Have you ever been abroad?
Yes.
Have you tried flirting with your teacher?
Shamelessly <<
Have you ever stolen anything?
Yes.
Have you ever done something wrong and not owned up to it?
Yes.
Do you like school?
I like learning, and I love university.
How much do your average school dinners cost?
n/a
Are you a computer geek?
Not really
Can you type really fast?
Yeah
Do you ever get bored on the internet?
Yeah.
Which site do you use most?
This one I guess. Sometimes Facebook, sometimes Tumblr.
Do you go on youtube?
Yes.
Do you have a facebook account?
Yes.
Do you get offended easily?
Not so much anymore.
Are you good looking?
Apparently so.
What would other people describe you as?
No idea. Need I suppose.
Bill and Ben the .............
?
Do you watch CITV, Cbeebies, or CBBC or neither?
No
Think of two people. Type down their first names as one.
/
How old is your mum? Dont say if you dont want.
Dead.
Do you like getting detensions if you go to school?
That's not how you spell detention.
how many questions do you think i will do?
No idea.
do you have any brothers or sisters?
None.
how many bedrooms does your house have?
The one i live in, one.
do you have to get up early for school
No
are you getting bored?
Yea
What exact time are you taking this survey?
7:27 am
Have you got a dog?
Not anymore
If you were to have a superpower, what would it be?
Clairvoyance
Do you enjoy talking to chat bots?
No
Does school assembly bore you
n/a
are your finger nails short and sweet?
Nah they're long
Do you have dirt inbetween your toes?
Yuck
is your mum working away?
Yeah, in the fuxkinf ground
do you have homework due in for tomorrow?
No.
What is your job if you are an adult?
Iif only I had one
do you have a disability?
Yes.
Do you buy poppies and red noses and all that?
No.
are you a fan of buying stationary?
Yes!
do you think simon cowell needs a new style?
Lol
do you like Cheryl Cole?
No
is Danii Minogue pretty?
Don't know them
Would you win a fight against your best mate?
n/a
if someone offered a tenner, would you go out with a nerd?
I am a nerd, going out with two already!
where do you go shopping most?
In real life, Primark<
are you a fan of clothes shopping?
Sometimes
do you have a twitter?
Technically, don't use it.<
What is ur fave animal?
Cant decide
Do you like Wrist Bandeez?
?
Did you have gummy bands when they were in fashion?
Nah
Do you ever go on eBay?
Sometimes
Have you ever wondered what its like to be a cat?
Yeah.
Do you wish you were a baby?
No.
Do you where glasses?
That's not how you spell wear. I do.
Are you a rebel?
Certainly
Is your voice deep?
Unfortunately no.
Can your mother spell?
She could, but she can't now seeing as she's dead.
Do you like watching the news?
No
Do you like watching horror films?
Also no
Have you ever seen Shallow Hal? Do you like it?
No
did you know that in a lifetime we swallow 8 spiders whilst asleep?
So I hear
Is your nan still alive?
**** you and your questions about my deceased family members.
Have you or did you ever have a goldfish?
Ni
Do you own a pen?
SO MANY
Do you own a protractor?
No
Do you mess around with calculators?
Not really
118 247 give us a call its directory heaven... ever heard it?
No.
If you are on a laptop, is it fully charged?
Not in laptop
Do you have a rug in your room?
No
Do you enjoy watching music videos?
Yes
Do you know who invented facebook?
Yes
Do you watch dragons den?
No
Do you like X factor?
Depends on my mood
x factor or britains got talent and why?
X factor but don't really care that much
come here rude boy boy comeon give it up- who sings it?
Rihanna
do you like buying sweets?
Meh
do you go to second hand markets?
Yes.
do you actually vote for people on the x factor?
No.
If you are watching x factor 2010, do you like WAGNER?
2010? Heck. <
Alouette ouette ouette ouette deployer l ale- who sings it?
no idea. I only know the original French song?
Are you enjoying this survey?
Not really
have you watched FRED on youtube?
No.
do you like coronation street/emmerdale/eastenders?
I like East Enders.
what is ur TOP fave song ever?
I suppose Scar Tissue by RHCP. I have a tattoo if it.
overall, out of ten, how good was this survey?
I abstain
