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Old 24-06-2008, 11:33 PM   #1
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I've just had an egg!

It's no yolk!
I didn't shell out too much either.
Best not say much else...I don't want to scramble your mind!

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Old 24-06-2008, 11:42 PM   #2
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Is it incredibly sad that I just nearly fell off my bed laughing?
It is?
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Old 24-06-2008, 11:43 PM   #3
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LOL I found that absolutely hilarious
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Old 24-06-2008, 11:47 PM   #4
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Old 24-06-2008, 11:48 PM   #5
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OH MY GOD this is SO FUNNY.
Egg jokes are NEVER NOT FUNNY. AHAHAHAHAHA.

Oh wait, I have an IQ higher than 4. Oh well.



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Old 24-06-2008, 11:55 PM   #6
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OH MY GOD this is SO FUNNY.
Egg jokes are NEVER NOT FUNNY. AHAHAHAHAHA.

Oh wait, I have an IQ higher than 4. Oh well.
Which is the more advanced-ironically making egg puns, or using sarcasm in CAPITAL LETTERS.
Hmm.
I, unlike you, won't make assumptions based on your intelligence.

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Old 25-06-2008, 12:11 AM   #7
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I wasn't being sarcastic, I was simply shouting through text :)



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Old 25-06-2008, 12:18 AM   #8
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On the subject of eggs, I had one the other day with 2 yolks, which grossed me out. never EVER buy battery hen eggs, even if they don't have any others. :|



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Old 25-06-2008, 12:26 AM   #9
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truly eggsellant gags. I always find them a little eggistential. It's eggstraordinary that people still find them funny. But the classics are always the best.



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Old 25-06-2008, 12:27 AM   #10
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May I be eggscused from this travesty of a bad joke?

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Old 25-06-2008, 12:31 AM   #11
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*chuckles* what a...random thread :) I like




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Old 25-06-2008, 12:38 AM   #12
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truly eggsellant gags. I always find them a little eggistential. It's eggstraordinary that people still find them funny. But the classics are always the best.
ahahahahahahahahahahaha.

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Old 25-06-2008, 01:31 AM   #13
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I eggspect to see someone re-banned soon.

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Old 25-06-2008, 01:37 AM   #14
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Oh no i don't know any egg jokes!

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Old 25-06-2008, 02:07 AM   #15
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So which came first?




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Old 25-06-2008, 08:13 AM   #16
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I had one the other day with 2 yolks, which grossed me out.
I always thought double yolks were the absolute coolest when I was little. I haven't seen one in years though. Since I moved to California, I think, which was 10 years ago this summer. I guess it was probably cause we started getting free-range organic eggs at that point (I'm pretty sure they didn't have them where we lived before that), but since I was too young to appreciate that aspect of it, I just thought they were cool.



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Old 25-06-2008, 11:05 AM   #17
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^There were like 5 eggs out of 12 with double yolks, it was horrid! >.< :(



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Old 25-06-2008, 12:58 PM   #19
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is this it?....or was there actually a joke in here somewhere that got removed for being associated with such crap?....if this is it, then im proud to say, i dont get it.



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Old 25-06-2008, 01:02 PM   #20
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is this it?....or was there actually a joke in here somewhere that got removed for being associated with such crap?....if this is it, then im proud to say, i dont get it.
A little frustrated today are we?



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