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Old 30-09-2009, 08:06 PM   #1
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Epic fail of the day.

So I thought we should have a thread about our epic fails of the day.

Last week I dropped a bottle of coke down the toilet (it was a clean toilet and I hadn't opened it yet)

Today I dropped my ring down a skanky skanky drain.

Your turn!




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Old 30-09-2009, 08:08 PM   #2
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From yesterday evening - I went to switch on the bathroom light, missed the switch and got the wall, and got paint all over my fingers. Flatmate is painting the wall.

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Old 30-09-2009, 08:12 PM   #3
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walked into a bin.
one of those ones on the lampposts.
i do it everyday too

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Old 30-09-2009, 08:29 PM   #4
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missed my chair as i went to sit down in college. everyone saw and laughed.

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Old 30-09-2009, 08:29 PM   #5
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I broke 3 glasses in one day. Does that count.

I knocked one against the draining board and it smashed
I dropped the next one because it was slippery
Later on I went to pick up a glass but knocked it over and...it smashed



Although...at least I wasn't fishing them out of a toilet bowl



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Old 30-09-2009, 08:30 PM   #6
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At uni today I shot water all over myself trying to make the tap work.






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Old 30-09-2009, 08:33 PM   #7
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Reminds me of the time I opened my kitchen cupboard and literally ALL my crockery fell out onto our stone tile floor and smashed! It made one big noise.
If my flatmates would only let me have more cupboard space and at floor level for heavy stuff, it wouldn't have happened. As it is I have one cupboard for all my plates and saucepan and all food stuff that doesn't go in the fridge/freezer.
Now I have melamine plates. Much safer!

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Old 30-09-2009, 08:36 PM   #8
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I spilt a bit of gravy on my bed. Oops! >.<





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Old 30-09-2009, 08:46 PM   #9
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This wasnt today, it was like...friday? But still.

I was going to take the tube across london and there was a sign up saying there was going to be loads of works on the District line so i got about 2 different lines and it took like, half an hour more than it needed to.

I hadnt read the sign right. the works are in OCTOBER.

I felt like a right PRAT.




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Old 30-09-2009, 08:48 PM   #10
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I also walked into a post thing today.

<3 this thread already.




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Old 30-09-2009, 08:52 PM   #11
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I nearly walked into one yesterday, but I looked up soon enough not to. =P





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Old 30-09-2009, 08:54 PM   #12
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It wasn't today, but I was texting a friend and walked straight into the back of some stone steps. Thankfully, no one was around to watch my fail.

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Old 30-09-2009, 08:55 PM   #13
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This wasnt today, it was like...friday? But still.

I was going to take the tube across london and there was a sign up saying there was going to be loads of works on the District line so i got about 2 different lines and it took like, half an hour more than it needed to.

I hadnt read the sign right. the works are in OCTOBER.

I felt like a right PRAT.
Oh no. Lol.






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Old 30-09-2009, 09:03 PM   #14
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Anyone ever gone the wrong way around the Circle Line?
I have.
Although that was 9 years ago, when I was new to London.

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Old 30-09-2009, 09:08 PM   #15
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Long winded/rambly/boring -

Working in a shoe shop, went to the back store room to find a shoe, spent at least 10 minutes trying to find it but couldn't, complained to my uncle who came back to look himself, customer getting pissed off in front, both of us still trying to find this mysterious missing shoe 5 minutes later, boxes thrown everywhere, customer walks out.

Turns out I read the code upside down.





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Old 30-09-2009, 09:10 PM   #16
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I've done that. And genrally got on the wrong train.




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I felt emotions of gentleness and pleasure, that had long appeared dead, divide within me. - Frankenstein.


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Old 30-09-2009, 09:12 PM   #17
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I had a procedure done today an had to lie on flat on my back for an hour.
Reached to get my phone off the table an promtley fell off the bed. lol
Good job no one was in the room.




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Old 30-09-2009, 09:12 PM   #18
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And the wrong bus!
I SWEAR it had 332 on the front. And I swear I hadn't planned to go to Brent Cross, which was where I ended up!
Mind you, that was the dappy bus driver's fault for not changing the front, not mine!

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Old 30-09-2009, 10:08 PM   #19
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I was laying in bed and proper tangled up in my duvet. It was really comfy. I was anyway until I tried getting up, forgot how I was tangled up, and ended up tumbling onto the floor.
Ouch.
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Old 30-09-2009, 10:09 PM   #20
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Today I fell over fresh air.. everyone laughed. I swear the air is out to get me..

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