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Old 20-02-2008, 03:51 PM   #61
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I can't think of any that I've ever thought of and been bright red full of embarressment later but a woman at where my mom works was asking my mom what to cook for the people there (she works in an old peoples home) and my mom said faggots, to which the woman said to my mom "Hey whats a faggot look like?" to which my mom showed her the packet and said that they looked like what they do on the packet. The woman replied with "Noo I mean what do they look like before the animal is killed etc etc"

She thought a faggot was a ****ing animal!!!

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Old 20-02-2008, 03:56 PM   #62
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I thought unicorns really existed and was so upset when I found out they didn't.



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Old 20-02-2008, 04:07 PM   #63
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i belived all the soaps were real...

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Old 20-02-2008, 04:16 PM   #64
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Oh I remember one!

I used to think Sooty was real, and when I found out he wasn't I was gutted! =(





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Old 20-02-2008, 04:31 PM   #65
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i thought that little people lived in the television and we were watching their lives.

i also thought that if i layed under my bedroom light i'd get a sun tan lol.





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Old 20-02-2008, 04:34 PM   #66
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My birthday is on March 2nd and I used to think I had to wait less time for my birthday than everyone else because there are only 28/29 days in February.

Also that there was such a tasty thing as 'mental [lentil] soup'.

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Old 20-02-2008, 05:33 PM   #67
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I was told that when you swallowed chewing gum it would wrap round your heart and kill you so i spent that night crying myself to sleep worring that i would die because i couldn't tell my parents. i believed that for quite a few years

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Old 20-02-2008, 06:07 PM   #68
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i thought that when you scoop melon out to make melon balls, they were really sheeps eyeballs.
I refused to eat melon till i was about 11





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Old 20-02-2008, 06:25 PM   #69
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For some reason I was convinced there were crocodiles living in my toilet.

Haaa also another thing but it's too rude or whatever to post here, lets just say my dad got the fright of his life when I told him that me and my friends were getting together to have a ...... when I was 9. I thought it meant something else!
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Old 20-02-2008, 07:31 PM   #70
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[quote=emsidoodles;569141]I used to believe that if you pressed the "diet" button on drinks from fast food restaurants it became diet. I used to cry everytime someone did it to me.

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i used to think that too!!
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Old 20-02-2008, 08:08 PM   #71
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A girl at work read the ingredients on some sweets and they contained beeswax. she said 'Beeswax? wax from bees? they get wax from bees ears?' Needless to say the rest of us p*ssed ourselves!

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Old 20-02-2008, 08:33 PM   #72
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Hehe, I'm glad I wasn't alone!!

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Old 20-02-2008, 08:38 PM   #73
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I used to think that little tiny worker elf men things made everything work.
I thought there were a few in the traffic lights to make them change.
I thought that when you had a blocked nose little men would build a wall in your nose so you couldn't breathe out of it properly.
I used to sit in front of the mirror and try and find it. And stick my fingers up there to find it too.

And, in primary school we did this project about chilly billy, a guy who lived in your fridge and you never saw him because he'd always hind behind the lettuce when you opened your fridge and he was really fast at moving.
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I thouht that was true and kept trying to catch him out everytime I went to the fridge.



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Old 20-02-2008, 08:47 PM   #74
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Also that there was such a tasty thing as 'mental [lentil] soup'.
That made me giggle. I used to call pilchards, pillocks.
My brothers convinced me the Boogey Man was real and he'd come to get you if you picked your nose.
And because of Rugrats I thought you could get sucked down the bath drain and you had to get out of the bath before you pulled the plug out because you'd get washed away.



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Old 20-02-2008, 09:10 PM   #75
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I used to think there were people inside the tele who made it worked and i always tried to see them.

If you pressed your belly button you became pregnant.

If you were awake past midnight you turned into a pumpkin.

santa really came down the chimney and then i realised our chimney was blocked i cried cause i didn't think Santa would be able to leave any presents.



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Old 20-02-2008, 09:21 PM   #76
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I used to believe that all sorts of nasty monsters could get me at night, unless i wrapped myself in my duvet like a big sausage roll. lol.

My dad told me he wouldn't let any get me, and I thouht he stood at the door all night fighting them off. lol.

Also, we used to go on lots of country visits, and i told my little brother that witches lived in trees. He sh*t himself everytime we passed one. *Evil giggle*

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Old 20-02-2008, 09:47 PM   #77
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I thought that Claire Voyant was a woman.... as in Claire was her name.

We drove past the community centre and I was like - *HUUUUU* Claire Voyant is coming to the Community Centre.

Mum of course found it hilarious - the worrying thing is that this was last year and I was 17.....



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Old 20-02-2008, 11:03 PM   #78
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I was once on a bus with my sister about 3 or 4 years ago, and we saw a sign for mobile heaters. She asked me why someone would want a heater for their mobile phone. i laughed, a lot.





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Old 20-02-2008, 11:11 PM   #79
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And I used to believe that those childproof bottles etc KNEW that you were a child and that's why you couldn't open it. I clearly remember asking what age I had to be before it would let me.

bwhahaha. That's a good one

When I was 10 and my sister dorothy was 7 I got this really cool science booklet from my parents that had fun facts about the solar system, earths population, the black plague. It was very educational but also really interesting to me. It was such a weird looking booklet that one day I started telling my sister dorothy that it was given to me by aliens, that it was really advanced and humans didn't know these things yet. She believed me for a while .

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Old 20-02-2008, 11:13 PM   #80
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[quote=DarkElvenPrincess;570091]
My dad told me he wouldn't let any get me, and I thouht he stood at the door all night fighting them off. lol.

*rolls on floor laughing* What an imagination you have You must have thought your father was brave fighting all those monsters.

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