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06-10-2008, 10:10 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2006
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double YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
More hardcore nursing fun!!!
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06-10-2008, 10:12 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2006
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Hardcore = Serious attention paid to Matthews health and every effort made to ensure he gets a speedy recovery and ends up twice as healthy as he was before falling ill.
not to be taken as vulgar in any sense, unless instructed by the nurse :P
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06-10-2008, 10:16 PM
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It's okay. I have a supersoaker.
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Over there and to the left
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*sniggers*
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"Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind."
- Dr. Seuss
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06-10-2008, 10:23 PM
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With Ween as one of your nurses it can't be taken any way other then vulgar.
*sits back and watches Ween insert the catheter*
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06-10-2008, 10:27 PM
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Why Be Normal? Paranormal Is More Fun!
Join Date: Feb 2005
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Anything you want Maffew and I'll be glad to do it for you:P
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06-10-2008, 10:28 PM
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Why Be Normal? Paranormal Is More Fun!
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Out of this world
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Shall I give you a sponge bath now?
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06-10-2008, 10:32 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2006
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GOD YES!!!
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06-10-2008, 10:42 PM
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*First Aid Advisor*
Join Date: Dec 2006
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Originally Posted by PropheticStar
With Ween as one of your nurses it can't be taken any way other then vulgar.
oh I dont know, it is ween, im sure she could find a few differnt ways tot ake things, or so i have heard 
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Eva. Gone, but never forgotten 27.3.10
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06-10-2008, 10:43 PM
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Why Be Normal? Paranormal Is More Fun!
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Out of this world
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Ok then, I shall strip you of your clothes then I'll get the basin ready with warm soapy water ready. Anyone else is welcome to help me out with him.
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06-10-2008, 10:54 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2006
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Wash me NOW Biatch. erm i mean..........
oooooohhhhhhoooooOOOOOooOEeewwww
per-lease could i have a *cough cough splutter cough* bath now please nurse *cough splutter more*
*Feign death*
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06-10-2008, 11:02 PM
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Why Be Normal? Paranormal Is More Fun!
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Out of this world
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*slowly strips off Maffews clothes and dips the washcloth into the soapy water and begins to wash you slowly and gently beginnign with...*
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06-10-2008, 11:07 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2006
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*stops breathing*
WARNING: In case of emergency such as the patient stops breathing you must attempt to resusitate him and re-start his heart by vigorously bouncing up and down on him repeatedly. RYL First Aid Policy.
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06-10-2008, 11:12 PM
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*chokes*
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06-10-2008, 11:15 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2006
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*repeats Heimlich manouvre on erin 400 times to prevent further choking*
*realises isnt playing dead anymore and lays flat out on floor with a cigarette hanging from his mouth and a rather spent expression on his face*
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06-10-2008, 11:17 PM
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Why Be Normal? Paranormal Is More Fun!
Join Date: Feb 2005
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*preforms CPR on Maffew and jumps up and down on his chest* LIVE DAMN YOU! I'm not losing this patient!
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06-10-2008, 11:18 PM
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Why Be Normal? Paranormal Is More Fun!
Join Date: Feb 2005
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So my last post was a waste 
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06-10-2008, 11:20 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2006
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Originally Posted by CactusCait
So my last post was a waste
No no no, i think i have some feeling now between my legs...... :P
Keep pumping, erm i mean jumping.
*growls at nurse Ween and makes cat like scratching gesture to her while Nurse Cait isnt looking*
*resumes deathly pose*
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06-10-2008, 11:22 PM
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Thank's for that Matthew :p
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06-10-2008, 11:25 PM
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Why Be Normal? Paranormal Is More Fun!
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Out of this world
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alright then *pumps you harder and harder*
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06-10-2008, 11:28 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2006
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*feels a slight tingling sensation*
Oh thank you nuse Cait. You saved me. *cough cough splutter cough*
Is that the new rule now nurse Cait; that CPR is perfomed naked?
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