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23-01-2010, 08:52 PM
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Yeah Norrfolks its all fault. )i Love blamin other people.
Some tw at made the mistake of goin "honk honk outside my gaff. Giza about 6"two leapt out the car & Im like "this s sooooo none of my businenss.
So he drove off (i would have buried myself in a unmarrked grave) & left Mrs shaggy pants on the pavement.
OMG a rare moment. What am i supposed to say? A:Never saw a thing I was drunk. LOL fanntastic. When quittin alcohol you also put paid to this type of situation (warnin on the tin.....
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23-01-2010, 08:54 PM
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uncover your affair.com
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23-01-2010, 09:08 PM
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i would have won
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23-01-2010, 09:13 PM
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shat my pants i did
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23-01-2010, 09:15 PM
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Ive seen the helicoptor shows & still got over the wall.
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23-01-2010, 09:17 PM
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probly
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23-01-2010, 09:18 PM
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i still would have won
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23-01-2010, 09:20 PM
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"Man gets face rearranged live on CCTV" eewwww
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23-01-2010, 10:29 PM
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ewwwwwwwwwwwww. not this timre/ ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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23-01-2010, 10:30 PM
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never post wilst smokin gold leaf. what a crappy tobacco that is.
Spiders armpits & munched up scabs.
Yuk.
Last edited by HarryMonk : 24-01-2010 at 05:41 AM.
Reason: had been smokin gold leaf
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24-01-2010, 07:46 AM
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Not harsh at all Morrigans. Quite true.
I am a fookin nuisance when drunk. Tis why I am tryin to stop drinking. & failing miserably.
But above all you are charming & funny. Make my world complete-ish
Your friend big time Harry Monk xxx
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24-01-2010, 11:09 AM
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*returns squishy hug with added squishiness*
The only thing worse than I feel now is watching a movie starrin Michael Caine. "You was only sposed to blow the doors off" not drink the effin off licence dry.
Plus I looked in the mirror. Blimey, what a wreck. Don't drink children. It isnt good for you.
Feelin sorry for himself Harry idiotic Monk xxx
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24-01-2010, 11:56 AM
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Mmmm. That restorative tea did the trick. I am now buzzing. Did you lace that with something?
I like you Morrigans I do. I want to give you my email number so we can stay in touch. Feel free to reject me. But be aware I dont handle rejections too great (no pressure
Second wind off the tea. Makin shapes with my clammy breath
xxx Harry cheered up now Monk xxx
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24-01-2010, 12:11 PM
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OK I did it. title "I want you to be my pal" I think, which says it all really.
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24-01-2010, 12:35 PM
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Wow Morrigans have you ever watched Black Hawk Down? Its like a war movie only better. If you seen it I wont bore you but half way through they give the code word. "All units" go mental.
Download it which I might add is illegal, screw that just watch the movie. I think you will see what I mean.
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24-01-2010, 12:42 PM
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Watch it again with the sound on maximum. Chap says "noone gets left behind" then some giza goes "All units IRENE!! F**kin IRENE" Makes me very happy. Love it. (Then it goes a bit pear shaped but the initial buzz is wicked
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24-01-2010, 01:18 PM
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Watch again Morrigans. watch again. amazing movie (based on real life
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24-01-2010, 01:37 PM
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Last edited by HarryMonk : 26-01-2010 at 08:37 AM.
Reason: was goin spastic
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24-01-2010, 02:15 PM
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Morrigans I absolutely love you to piececs. Cant stop laughing cos hes full of love
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24-01-2010, 06:51 PM
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? tought was bad
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