Basically, weird customs, expressions, just THINGS that when thought about are actually quite weird / annoying.
1. Why do we shake hands as a greeting? Why would you want to shake someone else's sweaty paw, especially if you don't know them. Christ, they might have peed and not washed their hands!!
2. Why do people think it's acceptable to insult you, just along as they've assured you that they're not? For example, 'No offence, but i really don't like your outfit.' I mean what the hell is with that?
THANK YOU!! Some one that finally sees my point on hand shaking. I avoid it as much as I can. Not that Im being mean or anything, but you seriously dont know where that person's hand as been. Ew.
Why do people think it's acceptable to insult you, just along as they've assured you that they're not? For example, 'No offence, but i really don't like your outfit.' I mean what the hell is with that?
Yes! See also, 'don't take this the wrong way, but...'
Basically, weird customs, expressions, just THINGS that when thought about are actually quite weird / annoying.
1. Why do we shake hands as a greeting? Why would you want to shake someone else's sweaty paw, especially if you don't know them. Christ, they might have peed and not washed their hands!!
Meh...I'd rather give hugs. =D
We're all just hosts for micro ogranisms. Chill out. We didn't beat the neanderthal with a weak immune system. ;P
People that say 'ohhhhhhhhhhhh i've done so badly on this assignment, i did no work for it, i'm so going to fail' blah blah blah and then they come out with the top grade. Bastards
People that say 'ohhhhhhhhhhhh i've done so badly on this assignment, i did no work for it, i'm so going to fail' blah blah blah and then they come out with the top grade. Bastards
What about that thing where someone eats something and says 'eurgh that's vile.....try one!' I mean, like I'm actually going to try it now!
I come to you old friend with a dull clarity of the dead not to beckon you but to feel the fire and intensity that still live in you... and the heavy weight of your burdens which I had once borne. There is truth you know, friend, if that's all you seek, but there's no justice or judgment without which truth is a vast... dead... hollow.
Go back. Do not look into the abyss or let the abyss look into you; awaken the sleep of reason and fight the monsters within and without.
how about the people that critisise you for drinking when they regularly finish 2 bottles of wine with a meal and then say wine at dinner doesnt count? its still alcohol duh
when people assume that because im tall i play basketball.
do i assume that because their short that their a jockey? NO, NO I DONT.
but now when people shorter than me ask if i play basketball i say no but are you a jockey??? hehe
YES I AM TALL BUT NO I DO NOT PLAY BASKETBALL!!!!
*rant over* lol
We enjoy warmth because we have been cold. We appreciate light because we have been in the darkness. By the same token, we can experience joy because we have known sadness.
It irritates me when I do an ebay search for 'size 9 heels' and it comes back with a bunch of stuff labelled 'tranny interest'. I mean come on. I just have big feet!
I come to you old friend with a dull clarity of the dead not to beckon you but to feel the fire and intensity that still live in you... and the heavy weight of your burdens which I had once borne. There is truth you know, friend, if that's all you seek, but there's no justice or judgment without which truth is a vast... dead... hollow.
Go back. Do not look into the abyss or let the abyss look into you; awaken the sleep of reason and fight the monsters within and without.
I recently found out the meaning of 'pull the other one' or 'he's pulling your leg'
I was watching most haunted and the historian said how the phrase came from events at public hangings. Apparently people used to pull on the legs of the condemned in order to speed up their asphyxiation.
I was thinking the other day actually:
Scented toilet roll, does it make your poo smell of roses? NO I can honestly say it does not! what's the point of it?
There are times to stay put, and what you want will come to you.
But there are times to go out into the world and find such a thing for yourself.
I aint no abacus but you can count on me.
Whose idea were the smelly tampons? Who sat there and said 'i have a fantastic idea - it'll be a hit! LEt's make tampons smell flowery.' Is there some sort of tampon sniffing delight that I've been missing out on?
I come to you old friend with a dull clarity of the dead not to beckon you but to feel the fire and intensity that still live in you... and the heavy weight of your burdens which I had once borne. There is truth you know, friend, if that's all you seek, but there's no justice or judgment without which truth is a vast... dead... hollow.
Go back. Do not look into the abyss or let the abyss look into you; awaken the sleep of reason and fight the monsters within and without.
I was thinking the other day actually:
Scented toilet roll, does it make your poo smell of roses? NO I can honestly say it does not! what's the point of it?
The point is to please people like me!
I have a weird as obsession with toilet paper. You know how everyone has that strange 'thing'? Loo roll is mine
What's that one about? I know there must be people with an actual real life Uncle Bob, but i don't have one. Who was the one true original Uncle Bob?
I come to you old friend with a dull clarity of the dead not to beckon you but to feel the fire and intensity that still live in you... and the heavy weight of your burdens which I had once borne. There is truth you know, friend, if that's all you seek, but there's no justice or judgment without which truth is a vast... dead... hollow.
Go back. Do not look into the abyss or let the abyss look into you; awaken the sleep of reason and fight the monsters within and without.
I hate when people look at you when you are depressed and say "ah now what ? look at that face ! can't you just smile life is pretty ..."
uh **** off people i hate you as if you know what is it like to be ****ing depressed if you really know you wouldn't have said that bullshit!
A little angel fell into my arms at the 7th of december 2010
