Stupid Things You Thought Were True And People Found Out And Laughed
if this is a crap idea for a thread please feel free to egg me or just delete it.
okay .
i'll start .
oranges were made in factories. do you think theres a number i can ring to complain about the inconvient design? they are so messy.
wales was in a different time zone to england.
chocolate brazil nuts grew on trees. as chocolate brazil nuts.
:)
[center]" I know what it's like to want to die. How it hurts to smile. How you try to fit in but you can't. How you hurt yourself on the outside to try to kill the thing on the inside."
I used to think there were hundreds of snakes that lived in my basement but they would only come out when the lights were off. They were friendly snakes and I used to talk to them when I felt bad. Of course I wouldn't go down stairs when the light were off because I didn't want to step on them and hurt them... No one knows that though:P
Definitly not a stupid idea for a thread <3
~*~ Courage does not always Roar. Sometimes courage is the little voice at the end of the day saying I will try again tomorrow~*~
faith_may is my big sister on RYL<3
*Fallen*Stars* is my aunt on RYL <3
Silent is my big sister on RYL <3
Shattered is my little sister on RYL <3
I used to think I controlled the underground trains by flushing the loo! They run past the back of my grandma's house before going underground. Everytime I visited my grandma, the only time I'd ever see a underground train go by was when I'd just flushed the loo. I was convinced and believed it until I was about 13 and a train went past but I was in the garden and not the loo...
cows in switzerland have 2 legs longer than the other so they can walk round mountains!!
I believed that for years 'cos my mum's vet friend told me it...oops!
When Toy Story came out my dad used to tell me and my friend that at night all our toys would come to life. I was so scared. I'd be terrified of going into my room on my own incase my toys were alive HAHA. I'd have to get my mum to come upstairs with me to make sure there wasn't anything there.
I used to think Pittsburgh and the Pittsburgh penguin hockey team were in western canada somewhere -_-. I LIVE in eastern canada. Pittsburgh is in Pennsylvania, US.
And speaking of Wales, there was a question on some quiz that asked what type of animal a whale was.
I don't know why, but the first logical answer I shouted out was, "A whale"
i used to think that sesame street was a documentary. until i was 7.
Don't be fooled by my smooth skin. The deepest scars are the ones unseen.
Remember compliments you received, forget the insults. If you succeed in doing this, tell me how..~ Baz Lurhman.
Letting it get to you - You know what that's called? Being alive. Best thing there is. Being alive right now that's all that counts. ~ Doctor Who "The Doctors Wife" 06.November.2011
i used to think trains had a huge wheel and my dad used to go along with it (he is a train driver).
so the first time i got on a train my dad was driving and there was no wheel i wanted to cry :)
" my precious, precious child, I love you and I would never, never leave you during your times of trials and suffering. When you see only one set of footprints it was then that I carried you" you were carried out of are lifes into the next and when its my time to leave this life I know i will be carried into the next life with you.
I wish i had my world complete again.
'Can we protend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars, i could really use a wish right now' BoB
“The good things don’t always soften the bad, but vice-versa, the bad things don’t necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant.”
“Nobody important? Blimey, that’s amazing. Do you know, in nine hundred years of time and space I’ve never met anyone who wasn’t important before.”
“If it’s time to go, remember what you’re leaving. Remember the best. My friends have always been the best of me.”
I really believed aged 8 that Saddam Hussein lived in are spare room
Because the door was always closed so obviously we were harbouring an international terrorist.
I was really scared
Monarkh is my lovely big sister. PunkyFairy07 is my wonderful mama. Starbright is my crazy eccentric Auntie. i-used-to-be-positive is my bunch of roses big sister LostDaisy is my shooting star BinkyDonkey is my ex-wife little_unicorn is my great great grandmother Concrete angel is my OddClubLady Domicile of madness is my wonderful purple sheep Zedmeister is the one who gives me faith
Co owner of Judas the super Doberman puppy
^ ooh yeah.
I thought saddam Hussein was a the richest person in the world and a respectable prince.
my mother told me, no dear...
and the innocence of the world was broken
