1. Are you ready for 100 questions?
Obv.
2. Do you watch college football?
Nope
3. Who will fill this survey out after you?
My dog.
4. Who was the last person to send you a text message?
McPartyland
5. Do you love anyone?
I don't have feelingz any more.
6. Are you happy?
7. Where was the last place you went shopping?
Iceland. As in the supermarket, not the actual place.
8. How do you feel about your hair?
Needs cutting. I might do a DIY job. I do have good cutting skills, after all.
9. Where do you work?
Orchobooble
10. Last thing you ate/drank?
Water water water. Mush.
11. Do you wish you were someplace else right now?
Yes very much.
12. Do you have any pet peeves?
Why do men stick their hands down their pants in public?
13. Do you have any expensive jewellery?
I have an exciting diamond ring from a nan I never met, but it's twice as big as my finger.
14. AIM or Yahoo?
None.
15. Do you like maths?
Yass.
16. How many hours on average do you work a week?
None because I'm a lazy bitch.
18. Favorite baseball team?
N/a
19. Favorite NBA team?
Wot.
20. Do you watch the Olympics?
Sometimes.
21. Last restaurant you went to?
Las Iguanas, I think.
22. Who was the last person to call you?
Auntie.
23. What’s your sign?
Aq.
24. Do you have a favorite number?
8. Omgz Dazzle and I have the same fave number.
25. Last time you did volunteer work or made any donations?
I sponsored a friend in a run for CLIC Sargent recently.
26. What do you spend the majority of your money on?
Alcohol.
27. Where does your family live?
In a parallel universe.
28. Are you an only child or do you have siblings?
I have one brother.
29. Ever been called a bitch?
Probs.
30. Got any guilty pleasures?
No
31. Do you drink beer?
Yeah
32. Whats your favorite color?
Depends on my mood innit.
33. Did you ever collect Beanie Babies?
No.
34. Ever bought anything online?
Yas.
35. Myspace or Facebook?
Fb.
36. Do you have T-Mobile?
No.
38. Do you sometimes wish you were someone else?
Frequently.
41. Last time you saw your parents?
One week ago.
42. Do you have any talents?
Making people think I hate them
43. Ever been in a wedding?
Ya
44. Do you have any children?
My dog.
45. Last movie you watched?
Lion King. Ish.
46. Are you missing anyone at the moment?
No.
47. Did you take a nap today?
Amazingly not.
49. Ever been on a cruise?
Nope.
50. Did you notice number 40 was missing?
Nope.
52. Do you have any wealthy friends?
Probably yeah
53. Ever met anyone famous before?
Semi famous.
54. Favorite actor?
Laura Prepon obv obv obv obv.
55. Favorite actress?
^ lmao I forgot actor was a male word.
56. Are you multi-tasking right now?
Nope.
57. Could you handle being in the military?
No I'm a top flake.
58. Are you hungry or thirsty?
Neither.
59. Favorite fast food restaurant?
Burgers.
61. What is your average cell phone bill?
£31.50
wtf do u spend £60 a week on dazzler?
62. Do you own a camera phone?
Ya
63. Ever had to take a sobriety test?
No.
64. Do you believe in Karma?
Nope
65. Can you speak any other languages?
dog
66. Last time you went to the gym or worked out?
months ago
67. How many pairs of shoes do you own?
10?
68. Do you have a photo hosting site that you use?
No.
69. Last place you were?
In de living room
70. What is your college mascot?
Er
71. Ever been to Las Vegas?
No.
76. Have you ever been gambling?
No.
77. How old are your parents?
Fifties
78. When is the last time you updated your blog?
Last week
79. Do you have your wisdom teeth?
I appear to have one less than I did 4 days ago.
80. Favorite place to be?
Aslep
81. Have you been to New York City?
No.
82 Favorite sit down restaurant?
At the mo, La Tasca
83. Ever been to Disney Land?
Paris version yep
84. Do you have a favorite cartoon character?
Cruella Da Best
85. Last thing you cooked?
Some dodge mush rice item.
86. How is the weather today?
Stormy.
87. Do you email?
Yeah. I like e-mailing as opposed to phone ****.
88. Last letter/piece of mail you received besides junk or a bill?
Confirmation I'm on de bone marrow register.
89. Last missed call?
Ghost Curtain Lady.
91. Last voicemail you received?
^
92. Do you drunk dial/text?
Not as often as I used to.
93. Stupidest thing you ever did with your cell phone?
Take it in the bath?
94. What is the best city in the state that you live in?
96. Did you just die?
zzzz
97. Are you bored right now?
nod
98. Last concert you went to?
99. What do you think about before you go to bed?
100. What are your plans for tomorrow?
Try to make my brain work enough for me to do something?