The FOREVER ALONE support thread

[FabulousMike]

I'll have to remember that, not sure when i'll get to use that information but if I ever have to get you cake I know not to get Vanilla cake :P

I do try, but really if you have to pick a pole dancing name what would it be?

[FabulousMike]

I've just noticed how bad that question actually is D:

[Field Of Paper Flowers]

GET ME CHOCOLATE CAKE! I love it better than all the cakes. =D Red velvet and coffee are good too. ^_^

It's not a bad question but I dunno what I'd call myself. XD

[FabulousMike]

Chocolate cake is soo full of win! what is Red Velvet?!

I know I would call myself Sugar Tits (I may have put too much thought into that).

[Field Of Paper Flowers]

Pretty much chocolate cake which has food colouring in to make it red and cream cheese frosting. =)

HAHAHA oh dear. XD

[FabulousMike]

Ohh that sounds really REALLY nice! Do you think Asda would sell such a cake?!

Is it bad that i'm not picturing myself wearing a bikini while TRYING to dance with 'Sugar Tits' writen on the bottom half of my bikini?

[The War Doctor]

What kind of sick, perverted, pole-dancing thread have I stumbled into? And where can I sign up for a pole-dancing name?

[Field Of Paper Flowers]

They might do, I know one of my friends bought me a red velvet cupcake for Valentines day which she got from Tesco. =)

HAHAHA that'd be hilarious. XD

Haha that made me lol. XD Sign up here *gives list*

[The War Doctor]

I can't think of a good pole-dancing name, but my stripper name is Dr. Cocktopus.

[Field Of Paper Flowers]

HAHAHA oh nice. =P

I dunno what mine would be to be honest... Peaches & Cream. ;)

[The War Doctor]

That's an oddly classy stripper name. I don't know why I think that, but I do. I mean okay, I wouldn't consider a stripper named Peaches & Cream "good wholesome family fun," but at least it's not as sleazy as Dr. Cocktopus.

[Field Of Paper Flowers]

Hahaha I'd be a classy one I would. ;)

[The War Doctor]

I'm picturing you as a kind of Victorian stripper, showing your ankles while men shower you with shillings or something.

[Field Of Paper Flowers]

HAHAHAHA that'd be hilarious. =P

[The War Doctor]

"Oh I say, I do believe she showed part of her calf that time! Send for the authorities immediately!" And so, the smutty saga of Peaches & Cream ended with a scandalous obscenity trial, but her legacy lived on forever as one of the great stripping pioneers.

[Field Of Paper Flowers]

You are a legend m'dear. =P

[The War Doctor]

I know.

[Field Of Paper Flowers]

Pffft you know. XD

Anyway, don't think I've seen you around these parts before!

[The War Doctor]

Yeah, this is my first time in the Forever Alone thread. I was bored, so I thought I'd barge in.

[Field Of Paper Flowers]

Ooo well welcome to this merry place of forever aloneness. =P

I'm Nat and who might you be? ^_^