If I were going to vote in the mayor elections I would more than likely vote for good old Boris Definitely Boris FTW
I would also vote Boris I think as I enjoy his name, but I used to think he was Russian because in my (very simple mind), anyone called Boris is Russian!
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Originally Posted by Scaredy-cat
I feel the need to inform you that boris johnson is not who you think he is. During year 9 or 10 english, in a presentation about superheroes, one of my classmates uncovered his true identity.... Ornatmental cabbage man! Look at his head, its quite clear that his hair is really a cabbage in disguise. I really do think you should put some thought into whether or not you want a cabbage for mayor. Again.
I nearly fell off the bed laughing at this! I like a good cabbage!
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Originally Posted by chinahorse
I do not pretend to understand politics but Boris FTW. He makes for amusing sketches on comedy shows which is what this decision is based entirely upon.
Agreed!
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Originally Posted by Doctor Colbertface
Jenna, what are the BNP's opinions on Lesbians?
I had an entertaining conversation with a local BNP candidate in our local elections a few years ago. He hated the LGBT community so I told him that my wife would not be happy to hear that and that my father also bans the BNP from coming on our property, THEN I slammed the door in his face.
Brilliant!
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Originally Posted by Narcissa
I don't know! Maybe I should email the nice gentleman standing for them in my constituency!
O Jenna! :p
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Originally Posted by Doctor Colbertface
Tell him you want to vote for the person best representing raving lesbians!
^this^ I literally think you should email all candidates to find out, just for lol's!
I literally think you should email all candidates to find out, just for lol's!
I think I should also. Sounds like an entirely productive use of my time. I'm just not sure Laurence [my flatmate who works in the Back Boris campaign] would approve of me trolling Boris about lesbians...
It shouldn't take long Jenna, one email then just put all the email addresses in! :p
Well I feel you should troll Laurence epicly about Boris's view on homosexuality and perhaps ask him about Scaredy-cat's idea of him having a cabbage on his head?
Hey, LGBT agenda is a legitimate issue. As long as you phrase it in a non-trollish manner (which you should anyway, by definition of trolling) you should even get proper replies.
I got a reply!!! It's quite boring though.
I shall copy and paste the conversation here!
----- Original Message -----
From: "Jenna ****" <*****.****@hotmail.co.uk>
To: ******@bnp.org.uk
Sent: Sunday, April 29, 2012 11:53:38 PM
Subject: Lesbians
Dear Sir/Madam
I am currently contemplating my vote for the London mayoral elections, and in order to help make my decision, I wanted to enquire about where the BNP, and indeed Mr Cortiglia stand on the issue of lesbians and homosexuality?
I don't know if this it the right place to send an email to, but I hope you'll be able to help answer my question!
Thanks,
Jenna ****
hi Jenna,
we believe that what consenting adults do in the bedroom is not any business of governments.
Steve squire.
London organiser.
Definitely Boris FTW
