"So what's happened to make you feel this way today?"
Umm..I don't know...nothing..
"You've had a good life, you've got a good family - some people are in such horrible situations, they have nothing - do you ever think about that?"
Ugh, thanks. Trying to guilt-trip me out of self-harming isn't gunna make me feel any better whatsoever, trust me.
"But...I thought you were a Christian?"
My mum is so..ugh when it comes to buying clothes. She knows about it, but she'll still always find me all the tops with short sleeves and be like...
"Oh this would look lovely...get this one." So many times. Also, "it's so hot - take your cardigan off" is another one that she likes to use.