Bloody hell, long quiz
What is your first name?
Chris
How old are you?
43
Do you like ice-cream?
no
Have you got a crush on someone?
yes, but no chance
What's your gender?
Male
Do you know what the longest word in the world is?
I think it's a name of a village in Wales
Which languages are you learning at school/college
don't go to either
Have you ever kissed the opposite sex?
No, only kissed females
Do you like maths?
Yes
Do you have any weird things you can do to yourself?
Pass on that one
Who is your bestest friend ever?
No-one nowadays, I lost my best friend to cancer almost 5 years ago now. He was great.
Would you rather eat olives, or not get any christmas presents for 1 year?
Eat olives too,
Do you have any pets?
No
Do you live in England?
Yup.
How many pets, if you have any, do you own?
No, not allowed in house, renting.
Do you like taking surveys for fun?
It can be fun, I've only done this survey.
Have you ever bunked off school?
I used to back in the day.
Does your parent/carer believe you when you fake being ill to skip school?
Don't go to school
Do you have an Uncle called Steven?
Ha ha, yes I do, he's a nice guy, haven't seen him for a while, should catch up with him.
Are you Chinese, or have a Chinese background?
No. I see a few of them near the university though.
Do you go to bed at 9:00?
Often I do, I like to get up early, about 5ish
Do you brush your teeth twice every day.. or month?
Once a day.
Have you ever been abroad?
Yes, 13 countries.
Have you tried flirting with your teacher?
No
Have you ever stolen anything?
Only milk from a housemate.
Have you ever done something wrong and not owned up to it?
Yes.
Do you like school?
I used to love school, best years of my life.
How much do your average school dinners cost?
I never had school dinners, only packed lunches that my mum lovingly prepared.
Are you a computer geek?
No.
Can you type really fast?
no
Do you ever get bored on the internet?
No, I love the internet
Which site do you use most?
Apart from YouTube, Listverse.
Do you go on youtube?
Yes, a lot
Do you have a facebook account?
Yes.
Do you get offended easily?
Not so much anymore.
Are you good looking?
I don't really think about the way I look, just as long as I'm showered, clean, tidy clothes, OK.
What would other people describe you as?
Quiet.
Bill and Ben the .............
Flower pot men.
Do you watch CITV, Cbeebies, or CBBC or neither?
No
Think of two people. Type down their first names as one.
JoseMaria
How old is your mum? Dont say if you dont want.
67-years-old.
Do you like getting detensions if you go to school?
Don't go to school
how many questions do you think i will do?
Don't know.
do you have any brothers or sisters?
1 brother
how many bedrooms does your house have?
It's not my house, I rent a room in it, but there's 13 bedrooms in it, dunno how many rooms altogether, it merges into another house with even more bedrooms huge.
do you have to get up early for school
Don't go to school, get the 6:45am bus for work
are you getting bored?
Can't stand boredom, always got a can of cider or 2 on hand if I feel I'm gettting bored.
What exact time are you taking this survey?
It's taking a long time to complete this survey, it's 6:20am now
Have you got a dog?
No
If you were to have a superpower, what would it be?
Time travel
Do you enjoy talking to chat bots?
Erm...no?
Does school assembly bore you
I used to like school assembly
are your finger nails short and sweet?
very short
Do you have dirt inbetween your toes?
No
is your mum working away?
My mum is retired
do you have homework due in for tomorrow?
N/A
What is your job if you are an adult?
Admin
do you have a disability?
not a physical one, but anxiety disables me a bit at times.
Do you buy poppies and red noses and all that?
Yes
are you a fan of buying stationary?
No, I have to order stationery at work, & it annoys me what people ask me to order for them.
do you think simon cowell needs a new style?
Don't care.
do you like Cheryl Cole?
Don't care.
is Danii Minogue pretty?
Don't care.
Would you win a fight against your best mate?
I actually did have a fight with him when he was alive, he broke my nose, so lost, he succumbed to cancer.
if someone offered a tenner, would you go out with a nerd
of course
where do you go shopping most?
Tesco's
are you a fan of clothes shopping
Sometimes.
do you have a twitter?
No
What is ur fave animal?
Cats
Do you like Wrist Bandeez?
No
Did you have gummy bands when they were in fashion?
No
Do you ever go on eBay?
Yes, bought some good stuff off there
Have you ever wondered what its like to be a cat?
Not really.
Do you wish you were a baby?
No.
Do you where glasses?
No
Are you a rebel?
No
Is your voice deep?
Dunno
Can your mother spell?
weird question!
Do you like watching the news?
No, always the same old crap
Do you like watching horror films?
Some of them are good.
Have you ever seen Shallow Hal? Do you like it?
No
did you know that in a lifetime we swallow 8 spiders whilst asleep?
no
Is your nan still alive?
No, lost one Nan in 1990, the other in 2003
Have you or did you ever have a goldfish?
No
Do you own a pen?
Can't find it
Do you own a protractor?
?!!
Do you mess around with calculators?
No.
118 247 give us a call its directory heaven... ever heard it?
No.
If you are on a laptop, is it fully charged?
Yes
Do you have a rug in your room?
No
Do you enjoy watching music videos?
Yes, on YouTube
Do you know who invented facebook?
Nope.
Do you watch dragons den?
No.
Do you like X factor?
No, a load of crap
x factor or britains got talent and why?
see above
come here rude boy boy comeon give it up- who sings it?
what?!!!
do you like buying sweets?
chocolate yes
do you go to second hand markets?
rarely
do you actually vote for people on the x factor?
I'm not answering the next few questions.
If you are watching x factor 2010, do you like WAGNER?
?
Alouette ouette ouette ouette deployer l ale- who sings it?
?
Are you enjoying this survey?
It's okay.
have you watched FRED on youtube?
No.
do you like coronation street/emmerdale/eastenders?
I used to like Corrie growing up.
what is ur TOP fave song ever?
It changes day to day.
overall, out of ten, how good was this survey?
7
7/10 is about right, not bad, could be improved