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Old 17-09-2011, 08:26 PM   #5
Left Phalange
Phillip, look at me, I'm a stamp!
 
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Portsmouth, UK
I am currently:

I call my boyfriend and guy friends;
Douchebag
Dick head
Wankstain
Cripple
Loser
Prick
Twaat

etc.





I'm gonna tap him like a maple tree. I'm gonna search him for some syrups. I'm gonna be having sex with him.


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