What is your first name?
Anonymous.
How old are you?
29
Do you like ice-cream?
I like the peanut butter one by Ben & Jerry's.
Have you got a crush on someone?
Nope.
What's your gender?
Female.
Do you know what the longest word in the world is?
That town in Wales?
Which languages are you learning at school/college
None.
Have you ever kissed the opposite sex?
Yes.
Do you like maths?
No.
Do you have any weird things you can do to yourself?
Nothing positive.
Who is your bestest friend ever?
Various letters of the alphabet.
Would you rather eat olives, or not get any christmas presents for 1 year?
Eat olives.
Do you have any pets?
Two dogs.
Do you live in England?
Yes.
How many pets, if you have any, do you own?
2.
Do you like taking surveys for fun?
When bored or need distraction.
Have you ever bunked off school?
School, no. Uni, all the time.
Does your parent/carer believe you when you fake being ill to skip school?
I didn't fake it so irrelevent.
Do you have an Uncle called Steven?
No.
Are you Chinese, or have a Chinese background?
No.
Do you go to bed at 9:00?
Sometimes.
Do you brush your teeth twice every day.. or month?
Twice a day.
Have you ever been abroad?
Yes.
Have you tried flirting with your teacher?
No.
Have you ever stolen anything?
Yes.
Have you ever done something wrong and not owned up to it?
Yes.
Do you like school?
I hated it.
How much do your average school dinners cost?
I can't remember what they used to cost.
Are you a computer geek?
No.
Can you type really fast?
Average.
Do you ever get bored on the internet?
At times.
Which site do you use most?
Facebook.
NPL at the moment too.
Do you go on youtube?
Yes.
Do you have a facebook account?
Yes.
Do you get offended easily?
Not so muc.
Are you good looking?
I have a weird face.
What would other people describe you as?
You'd have to ask them.
Bill and Ben the .............
Flower pot men.
Do you watch CITV, Cbeebies, or CBBC or neither?
Neither.
Think of two people. Type down their first names as one.
No.
How old is your mum? Dont say if you dont want.
63.
Do you like getting detensions if you go to school?
I only ever had one.
How many questions do you think i will do?
Don't know.
Do you have any brothers or sisters?
Brother.
How many bedrooms does your house have?
2
Do you have to get up early for school
Work, yes.
Are you getting bored?
I was already bored.
What exact time are you taking this survey?
15:05.
Have you got a dog?
Yes.
If you were to have a superpower, what would it be?
Invisibility.
Do you enjoy talking to chat bots?
No.
Does school assembly bore you
They used to yes.
Are your finger nails short and sweet?
Fairly short.
Do you have dirt inbetween your toes?
No.
Is your mum working away?
No.
Do you have homework due in for tomorrow?
It was due today.
What is your job if you are an adult?
SVN.
Do you have a disability?
Yes.
Do you buy poppies and red noses and all that?
I have a poppy pin that my mum bought for me.
Are you a fan of buying stationary?
Yes.
Do you think Simon Cowell needs a new style?
Not really.
Do you like Cheryl Cole?
As much as she likes me.
Is Danii Minogue pretty?
I don't know what she looks like.
Would you win a fight against your best mate?
No.
If someone offered a tenner, would you go out with a nerd?
What kind of stupid question is that?
Where do you go shopping most?
Nowhere in particular.
Are you a fan of clothes shopping
I hate changing rooms and the lack of correct universal sizing.
Do you have a twitter?
Technically, don't use it.
What is your fave animal?
Sharks.
Do you like Wrist Bandeez?
I don't know.
Did you have gummy bands when they were in fashion?
Yes.
Do you ever go on eBay?
No.
Have you ever wondered what its like to be a cat?
Not really.
Do you wish you were a baby?
No.
Do you where glasses?
No.
Are you a rebel?
It has been known.
Is your voice deep?
Yes.
Can your mother spell?
Yes.
Do you like watching the news?
No, it's usually biased.
Do you like watching horror films?
Yes.
Have you ever seen Shallow Hal? Do you like it?
Yes and no.
Did you know that in a lifetime we swallow 8 spiders whilst asleep?
I believe it would depend on the length of your lieftime.
Is your nan still alive?
No.
Have you or did you ever have a goldfish?
Had a few as a kid.
Do you own a pen?
Yes.
Do you own a protractor?
No.
Do you mess around with calculators?
No.
118 247 give us a call its directory heaven... ever heard it?
No.
If you are on a laptop, is it fully charged?
No.
Do you have a rug in your room?
Yes.
Do you enjoy watching music videos?
Some.
Do you know who invented facebook?
Someone called Mark.
Do you watch dragons den?
No.
Do you like X factor?
No.
x factor or britains got talent and why?
Neither.
come here rude boy boy comeon give it up- who sings it?
I'm glad I don't know.
Do you like buying sweets?
Not especially.
Do you go to second hand markets?
No.
Do you actually vote for people on the x factor?
No.
Alouette ouette ouette ouette deployer l ale- who sings it?
No idea.
Are you enjoying this survey?
It's okay.
Have you watched FRED on youtube?
No.
Do you like coronation street/emmerdale/eastenders?
No.
what is ur TOP fave song ever?
Yesterday Went Too Soon - Feeder.
Overall, out of ten, how good was this survey?
6.
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