Something About Us Old Men
From 20-30, if a man lives right, once in the evening twice at night.
From 30-40, it's just now and then,
From 50-60 it's god knows when.
His sporting days are over, his little heart is out. What used to be his sex appeal is now his watersprout.
It used to be embarassing to make the thing behave, for nearly every morning it stood & watched him shave.
But now it's getting older, it sure gives him the blues, to feel it dangling down his leg & watch him polish his shoes