Are you ready for this survey?
Ready like a ready meal.
What are you currently listening to?
Unloveable - The Smiths #Relatable
Do you own an ipod?
I have an iPhone 3G still.
Boy or girl?
Gin
^ Ded.
Have you ever skiied?
Nyet.
Do you want to skydive?
Nyet.
How do you fall asleep?
Nightcap or twenny.
Is it raining?
On and off.
Do you wear flip-flops?
Nyet.
Myspace or facebook?
FB
Do you have a boyfriend/ girlfriend?
Tanqueray.
What colour are your walls in your room?
Lilac plus feature wall.
Are you a republican?
Nyet.
What is your favourite food?
I really love cheese.
What are you wearing right now?
David Bowie's outfit in the Life on Mars video.
Have you ever dyed your hair?
Many times.
Any piercings?
7?
What does the last text message in your inbox say?
'Nooooo poor unfortunate **** x *crying cat emoji x2*'
Fruit or Veggies?
Frewt.
Happiness or Trust?
Trust.
Are you a christian?
I am not.
Whats your favourite season?
Autumn.
Do you like icecream?
I do.
What is your mood right now?
10/10
Have you ever rolled down a hill?
Yas.
Do you like perfume/ cologne?
Love.
couch/chair?
Couch.
What is your favourite scent?
Petrol, patchouli.
Do you get in trouble a lot?
/
Do you smoke?
Ya.
Have you ever done a backbuster?
?
Dogs or cats?
Hyena.
Are you outgoing?
I come across as it but internally scream.
Who was your 2nd grade teacher?
Ms Nasty Div.
Do you believe in true love?
Nyet.
Do you have a lava lamp?
I really want one.
Movies or television?
Films.
Do you chew on your straws?
Unfortunatley yes. It's ok. Cara has plenty.
^ Next time I'm bringing one again, for me only.
Is your hair curly?
In a way.
Who is the last person you called?
Da Doctors.
Where is your cell phone?
Next to me.
Are you a nice person?
Awfully.
Who is your best friend?
Morrissey.
Do you have a tattoo?
/
Whats your favourite song?
Too hard.
Do you like poptarts?
The chocolate ones are love.
What about cheetos?
Not especially.
Tape or glue?
What for? Are we talking prit stik for a Crafty Project or tit tape to keep the puppies in place?
Do you wear jackets?
When do I not.
What were you thinking when you woke up this morning?
Why why why is it morning why why why is it Thursday.
Have you brushed you teeth today?
Indeed.
Have you ever broken a bone?
Only me soul.
Do you like apples?
I do.
What is the first "H" under your contacts?
H from Steps.
Do you like picture frames?
No.
^ Steph what picture frame hurt u.
Are you tired of this survey?
Nar.
What are you thinking about?
Johnny Marr's skill.
Whats your favourite holiday?
Like in the American sense? Halloween.
Do you own a kite?
For the benefit of Mr Kite.
If yes, do you fly it?
There will be a show tonight on trampoline.
Baby names in mind?
Tanqueray, famous grouse and Köstritzer
How old are you?
23.
Cows or monkeys?
COWS.
Are you wearing deodorant?
Ya.
What is today?
Thursday.
Whats your zodiac sign?
Capricious goat.
Do you like the name Olivia?
Love anything created by Willy Shakes.
Do you have dirty clothes on your floor?
Nyet, Steph stole all my dirty laundry.
Do you get along with guys or girls better?
Same.
When is the last time you had sausage?
Is this a euphemism.
Do you like shopping?
Online yeah.
Whats the first thing that's comes to mind when you think of the number 8?
Sgt Peppers.
Are you shy?
Somewhat.
How many states have you been to?
Zero.
Have you cried in the past 24 hours?
Nyet.
If yes, about what?
/
Do you have a sense of humour?
I do.
Do you like to draw?
I do.
Goldfish or cheese?
Gold cheese.
Which name is better shelly or autumn?
To be honest both are terrible.
Do you read the bible?
Nyet.
Whats your dream job?
/
Do you lock your doors?
I do.
Two names you go by?
Leafy Gal, Cynthia.
Whats your current problem?
Cba.
Is your cell phone charging?
It is.
Whats your favourite colour?
Pink.
Have you had a good day?
/
How many times have you fallen down the stairs?
I fell down the stairs as a baby because my mum 'forgot I was there'.
Do you believe in love at first sight?
Nyet.
Hugs or kisses?
Combat.
How do you eat your eggs?
Fried.
Which smiley is cooler? :]? :)?
:)
Are you married?
Nyet.
What did you do today?
Went to town, went to the doctors, played guitar.
Rap or pop?
Depends.
What colour hair do you have?
Dahk brahn.
Do you watch the stars?
Not often I can see them.
Is this survey boring?
Nyet.
Is it storming?
It was like an hour ago, proper thunder and lightning and now it's fading sunlight. #Englishweather
Do you like taking showers?
I do.
Do you use limewire?
I did.
Name four random words.
Sycophantic, provincial, automatic, comedienne
Do you wish on 11:11?
Nyet.
Are you bashful?
Like the dwarf.
Do you have any heroes?
I do.
Do you like peace signs?
Not especially.
Do you light candles?
Love.
Do you use itunes?
Google Play fam.
Have you ever broke something valuable?
Yes.
Crayons or markers?
Markers.
Do you have a mousepad?
Nyet.
How many pictures have you taken today?
A few.
Are you a prince/princess?
I am a scouse prinny
^ Also me.
Do you watch game shows?
Nyet but Takeshi's castle is the one.
Spell your name with o's instead of a's!
Coro
Do you like the taste of pepto bismal?
****ing hate it!
Have you seen Hot Rod?
Nyet.
Do you like soap or hand sanitizer better?
Sanitiser.
Jeans or Carpis or Shorts?
Jeans.
Do you enjoy running?
Nyet.
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