29-06-2011, 12:40 PM
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I'm a girl
Join Date: Mar 2004
I am currently:
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When I went to A&E for stitches, I got:
'Do you know how I can tell you're not a real self-harmer?'.
'Mmm?'
'Because you cut above your sleeve line'
Okaaaaay. That's a new one on me!
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There are, it has been said, two types of people in the world. There are those who, when presented with a glass that is exactly half full, say: 'This glass is half full'. And then there are those who say: 'This glass is half empty'.
The world belongs, however, to those who can look at the glass and say: 'What's up with this glass? Excuse me? Excuse me? This is my glass? I don't think so. My glass was full! And it was a bigger glass!
Terry Pratchett
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