Originally Posted by
Femme Fatale
I'm Derek and I'm 467 from Transylvania.
RAWR.
My hobbies include: Making tiny barbies from cheese, hollowing out peppers to drink from them, tattooing the worlds underground train system maps upon my person, making clocks, and watching time pass by.
I do not like: Grass stains on shirts, wasps, and peoplet hat wear wellington boots filled with custard on a sunday.