A poor peasant wanted desperately to get out of [some undisclosed ethnically removed European country], so he hid himself in the landing-gear assembly of a transAtlantic flight. He died of hypothermia during the trip; his body froze while the plane was in the stratosphere. When the landing gear opened on the plane's approach to Kennedy Airport, his body fell into the park.
lol i didnt cheat *smiles innocently*
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