1. What kind of soap is in your bathtub right now?
Soap and Glory
2. Do you have any watermelon in your refrigerator?
No
3. Is there anything moldy in your refrigerator?
Oh yes, it should start talking any day now
4. Are there any dirty dishes in your sink?
Piled high
5. What would you change about your living room?
Nothing?
6. Are the dishes in your dishwasher clean or dirty?
Alas, no dishwasher. However if I did have one no doubt it with be full of filthy dishes
7. Do you have a can of mushrooms in your pantry?
I don't even think I have a pantry and I do not let mushrooms inside my house. Vile things.
8. White or wheat bread?
Neither, wholegrain
9. What is on top of your refrigerator?
Wine rack
10. What color is your sofa?
Brown. Yes, the colour of poo.
11. What color or design is on your shower curtain?
Don't have shower curtain have those slidey door things
12. How many plants are in your home?
None
13. How many candles are in your home?
Too many
14. Is your bed made right now?
It most definitely is not!
15. If you have a coffee pot, what color is it?
I dunno, metallic?
16. Electric or standard can opener?
The normal ones
27. Comet or Soft Scrub?
28. Is your closet organized?
I am the proud owner of a floordrobe.
29. What color is the flashlight that you use the most?
I don't even think I have one
30. What kinds of things are in your junk drawer?
The whole house is a junk drawer
31. Do you drink out of glass or plastic most of the time at home?
Glass
32. Do you have iced tea made in a pitcher right now?
Eh, no?
3. If you have a garage, is it cluttered?
No garage
34. Curtains or blinds?
Curtains
35. How many pillows do you sleep with?
5, not really sure why
36. Do you sleep with any lights on at night?
Off
37.How many ceiling fans are in your home?
What?
38. How often do you vacuum?
I only hoover when the carpet begins to look like it's moving.
39. Standard toothbrush or electric?
Normal
40. What color is your toothbrush?
Purple and white
41. Do you have a welcome mat on your front porch?
No
42. What is in your oven right now?
Frying pans etc etc
43. Is your microwave clean or dirty?
Dirty
44. Is there anything under your bed?
Yes, but I've no idea what nor do I want to know. It could range from rubbish and shoes to dead bodies.
45. Chore you hate doing the most?
All of them.
46. What retro items are in your home?
Me. I'm so retro it hurts :cooldance:
47. Do you have a separate room that you use as an office?
Eh no
48. If you have a yard, who mows it?
No one, both the front and back garden are paved.
49. Is there anything on your kitchen floor right now?
Probably the dog
50. How many mirrors are in your home?
7 I think
51. Do you have any hidden emergency money around your home?
Pfft I wish
52. What color are your walls?
In which room? They're all different, the room I'm in now has cream walls
54. Do you have a peephole in your front door?
No. It does have a glory hole tho...jk
55. Do you keep any kind of protection weapons in your home?
I dunno, the dog? The kitchen knives?
56. What does your home smell like right now?
I have no idea
57. Fave candle scent?
Vanilla
58. What kind of pickles (if any) are in your refrigerator right now?
59. Who are in the pictures you display?
I don't display any
60. What color is your favorite bible?
I stopped reading fairytales when I was 5.
61. Do you have plenty of cabinet space in your kitchen?
No it's full of crap
62. Ever been on your roof?
Nope
62. Do you own a stereo?
Yep
63. How many tvs do you have?
2
64. How many house phones?
1
65. Do you have a housekeeper?
I wish
66. What style do you decorate in?
I dunno, cheap and cheerful??
67. Do you like solid colors in furniture or prints?
Solid I suppose
68. Is there a smoke detector in your home?
There's a smoke alarm in the hall
68. In case of fire, what are the items you would grab if you only could make one trip?
The dog
69. Do you know how to work your electrical box?
Not if my life depended on it. That's when daddy gets a phonecall
70. What temperature in your home is most comfortable to you?
I have no idea
when I'm cold I turn on the boiler, and if it's too warm I crack open a window