[The War Doctor]

Do you love yourself more than the person your with?
I'm not with anyone.

Is there someone who when they call you drop what your doing to see them?
Nobody has ever called me for an emergency meeting, but there are a couple of people for whom I always have time.

What's your favorite song right now?
"The Asphalt World" by Suede.

Is it your favorite song because it reminds you of someone?
It does a little bit, but no. I like it because it's unspeakably epic.

Tell us your favorite lyric of that song:
"With ice in her blood / And a Dove in her head / Well how does she feel when she's in your bed? / When you're there in her arms / And there in her legs / Well I'll be in her head."

Do you believe in marriage?
I have reason to believe it exists, yes.

What's your favorite kind of music?
I don't really have one. I listen to everything except pop, rap and dance.

Do you ever hear a song and think it was written to explain your situation?
Yes. It happens to me all the time. I have some kind of traumatic experience, and then I hear a song that happens to narrate it (sometimes in frighteningly specific detail).

Do you have kids, what are their names, or what will their names be?
I don't. I'd name a girl Jessica, but I don't know what I'd call a boy.

Have you ever been to the beach?
Yes.

Where is your favorite place to vacation?
Paris.

Have you ever dated someone who was married?
No.

Do you feel like your the one who gives the most in your relationship?
I'm not in a relationship.

Do you go to school, if so where, and what are you studying?
I'm in college, part-time. Studying psychology and media analysis.

What do you think serenity means?
A state of being serene. Peaceful, calm.

Do you often think you would be better off alone?
No. I don't want to end up alone. Everyone else would be much better off without me though.

How often do you drink alcohol?
Not all that often, but when I do I drink to excess.

Do you smoke cigarettes, what kind?
Yes. I get mine from the black market, so I take what I can get. Mayfair if possible, Silk Cut Purple if not. On rare occasions I'm stuck with Superkings.

Is their someone in your life you know you couldn't live without?
Yes.

What do you do when your bored?
Dick around online, play videogames or read.

Is their someone that you think about more that 10 times a day?
Yes.

What's your favorite kind of shampoo?
I don't have one, I just use whatever's there.

Favorite bodywash?
I don't have one.

What kind of perfume do you wear?
I don't.

Do you like your hair? What color and style is it?
It's alright. It's dark brown and very short.

If you could tell someone something right now what would it be?
Give it a chance.

Who would you tell that to?
None of your business.

Do you think you will be sucessful with what you want to do with your life?
I doubt it.

Whats something that keeps you going when you feel like you're falling apart?
Fear.

Do you have a close relationship with your parents?
No.

Whats your favorite food?
Chocolate.

Do you read very often?
Yes.

How do you unwind after a long day?
Smoke, have a drink if possible, lie down.

Do you believe you can love someone you hardly know?
You can become very attracted to someone in a very short time, but love? No.

What's your favorite kind of soda?
Diet Coke.

Do you watch alot of t.v?
Yes.

About how long does it take you to get ready in the mornings?
About 15 minutes.

Where do you stand on body piercings and tattoos?
They're alright so long as they're not gaudy and/or excessive.

How often do you get sick?
Whenever I'm hung over.

How long have you lived where you live now?
About two and a half years.

If you were granted one wish what would you ask for?
None of your business.

If you want something bad enough do you believe it will happen?
No.

How often do you get what you want?
Never.

Do you like name brand things?
Yes, but I have no qualms about using the cheap stuff when I have to.

What do you put on when you want to feel beautiful?
My fancy jacket, a shirt and tie.

What are your favorite kind of shoes?
Boots.

Do you get compliments alot?
No. When I do get them though, they have a definite impact. Even though I don't believe them.

Do you believe in yourself, do other people believe in you?
I don't, but everyone else seems to, despite all the evidence.

What did you want to be when you were a child?
A doctor.

What do you want to be now?
A writer.

Is there something that means more to you than anything in the world?
No.

Have you ever been looking for your cell phone while you were talking on it?
No.

Whats your favorite word?
At the moment, "hobgoblin." Certain words just sound better depending on context, for example, "brain." On its own, it's boring and pedestrian. But not if you use it like this: "And then he brained him with a piece of wood." Suddenly it's hilarious.

Is there a word you say too much?
F*ck, c*nt and "to be honest" (ironic; I lie so freely that I'm not sure anymore whether I'm being honest or not).

What did you do today?
I wrote a little bit, then I did a little research so I could write with at least a minor degree of accuracy (specifically, I asked Áine how a nurse would care for a patient in a vegetative state. She was very helpful).

Do you think you can handle life on your own?
I don't know.

How are you feeling about the way your life is going?
Not great.

Do you think more than 5 people love you?
No.

Have you ever know someone whos actions honestly made you sick?
Yes.

Do you still talk to that person?
No.

Do you think that sex is over-rated?
I wouldn't know.

What was the last movie you watched?
Apocalypse Now.

What was the last c.d. you bought?
I think it was Blood On the Tracks by Bob Dylan.

Do you think a friend will screw you over faster than anyone?
They can screw you over with much greater efficiency, that's for damn sure.

Are you more outgoing or shy?
Shy, but I'm capable of handling myself at parties when I'm drunk enough to feel sociable, but not drunk enough to try it on with some random girl.

Have you ever been in a pagent?
No. I worked at a school pagent though; I sold tickets at the door before the show and acted as a security guard during (I wasn't appointed a guard, I just used it as an excuse to stand inside and watch the show for free).

Do you have unrealistic expectations?
No. I have unrealistic ambitions.

Do you get let down alot?
Yes.

If you could go back and redo your life would you?
No.

Is there something you feel strongly enough about to die for?
I don't know.

How many texts do you send and recieve a day?
Depends on the day. Today for example, I didn't receive any. I was completely unsurprised, but still a little disappointed.

Do you have to keep your phone hidden or delete your messages?
I delete messages that I didn't like. I know I can't unread them, but I don't like having them there.

Has someone ever hurt you so badly that you can't forgive them?
Yes.

What did your last text say?
"Compliments can be false though, i mean, a lot of people can pay compliments just to make someone feel good about themselves, but i'm telling the truth. So don't let your mind tell you otherwise, ok? I hope you can get some sleep tonight! Sweet dreams. X"

Who was it from?
Katie.

Have you ever been to the beach?
I don't answer repeat questions.

Have you ever contimplated a career your family wouldn't approve of?
Yes.

Do you cuss alot?
Yes.

When was the last time you got mad enough to cry?
I don't remember.

How about the last time you were sad enough to cry?
Recently.

Who were the last people you rode in the car with?
My mother.

Where did you go last?
College.

Did you drive more than 30 minutes one way today?
No.

When do you think you will have your life together?
Never.

Do you pay your bills or do your parents?
My mother and her boyfriend.

Whats your oppinion on Paris Hilton?
Utterly pointless. A waste of blood, skin and organs.

Have you ever liked someone you know you shouldn't?
Yes.

If your parents knew all your secrets how disapointed would they be?
Very.

What song are you listening to right now?
None.

Whats something you do just for yourself?
Nothing really.

What time do you normally go to bed?
Whenever I finally feel tired enough to sleep.

Whats something you do every night before bed?
Smoke.

Do you listen to music or watch tv before or while in bed?
I usually watch TV before bed.

What kind of underwear do you wear most?
Boxers.

Are you more of a comfy dresser or do you dress to impress?
Depends. If I have to go out, I dress fairly sharply. If I'm at home, I dress comfortably.

How often do you wear high heels?
Never.

How often do you go out and not tell anyone where your going?
Very.

Do you ever feel like you give more than you recieve?
Yes.

Have you ever fallen going up the stairs?
Yes.

Who is your favorite actor?
Robert De Niro.

How many times have you said what was I thinking in one day?
Never.

What pieces of jewlery do you wear everyday?
None.

Do you get your nails done or are they natural?
Natural.

What plans do you have for tomorrow?
Skipping college.

What are you going to do now that this survey is over?
Smoke, then watch The Ricky Gervais Show.