Originally Posted by
Something Vague
i couldn't swim until last year though. then i went to greece and my father took the piss out of me for not swimming. so i practiced in the sea and learnt holding an empty coke bottle. then i swam to aN island. it was about 2km away. i tried to get up on the island and there was a sea urchin and it stabbed me in the foot and in the hand. i had to have surgery on it but there is still some urchin left in my knuckle and my foot. it reminds me how i learnt to swim.