02-07-2009, 03:53 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: Wiltshire.
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One of my mums friends got his stuck in a zipper whilst drunk. Got most of it off, but sobered up too much to do the last little bit. Turned up to A&E covered in blood with a kitchen towel round his butchered wang and requested a nurse finished him off :P
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And he brought me into a vast farmlands of our own midwest. And as we descended, cries of impending doom rose from the soil. One thousand, nay a million voices full of fear. And terror possesed me then. And I begged, "Angel of the Lord, what are these tortured screams?" And the angel said unto me, "These are the cries of the carrots, the cries of the carrots! -- Not a vegetarian 
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